MAFSUK7 I closed my eyes. Drew back the curtains. To see for certain … Adrian’s coupon. Far far away - someone was gobbing off.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

New one for when the old one has filled up or when Thomas stops gobbing off.

whatever is quicker.

We have had guys in the past, can't recall if UK, US or Aus, who have basically made the statement they expected sex on tap now they were married. Its gross and inappropriate for anyone in a couple to think that, even a partner you have chosen and are attracted to. Its disgusting. I agree with others she has gone in with the big gobby shock value as she is a late comer looking for max exposure.

I think you are being too kind to Gemma. I don't think at the wedding stage, they knew they were latecomers. It's as though she ruined her last relationship by focusing on work so now she thinks focusing on a relationship means talking about sex constantly.
Adrian looks so much better without the curtains. Unfortunate posing in one of those insta pics. I thought the containers behind him said Tory Boy! It was actually Story Box! 😄
I wish Paddy Powers took bets on MAFS. I'm pretty sure I'd win on saying from the beginning that KwaMeMe had a secret gf.
Sophie and Jonathan might work if he tells her very quickly that he'll stay home and watch the DCs but I think he might not be as secure as he implied he was. He seems like he might struggle with having a driven wife. Through work I've met many fathers like Sophie's - posh and desperate to marry their DCs off to richer families. It looks just as grubby in RL as it does on TV.

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Through work I've met many fathers like Sophie's - posh and desperate to marry their DCs off to richer families.

Now I'm wondering what work you do, Melody!

I laughed when Sophie's dad said they won't have sophisticated girls like Sophie up in York (my neck of the woods). He's not looking to make Friends in the North, is he? I'll have to make a trek out to Selby if Johnathan is a representative of the available men.

The person in a relationship has to be Kwame. I think this was suspected by many before the information came to light even?
Avoiding any intimacy (even when it's being begged for!), saying 'i have to wait til i'm sure' etc (doesn't seem like the type to do that), just talking total crap all the time that doesnt make any sense, making it obvious on the wedding day that he's looking forward to a free holiday to chill out, all the different endeavors he keeps mentioning for exposure..

Omg Johnathon is such a catch. Carpenters/joiners can make a lot of money but surely that’s not the most important thing since she earns lots anyway. He seems really nice and mild mannered too. I bet he would be happy to build her a kitchen full of cabinets if she was nice to him.

Poor tat man. HE was so pleased and then she just ruined it. Be interesting to see how that goes. Hopefully it was just nerves making her super vulgar.

Not pleased about the long ass wait before the next episode.

Sophie's family are text book snobs, as is she. They seem to rate themselves & think they're from a much classier and sophisticated echelon than they really are, it's embarrassing.
Idiots.

I'll have a Fiver on KwaME

Just catching up on the ceremony. My goodness Thomas is a twit

Sorry if this has been said before.
When the do the telling the family they're getting married it's so fake. No one looks shocked and everyone is dressed tidy
It's clearly staged but it's just shite

I think the fact that they've got a Channel 4 film crew in the room probably is a giveaway.

Reading it back, I realise I sound like a high-end matchmaker Nothing as exciting, I'm afraid.

If anyone watched Love Is Blind, Netflix has very kindly put up new reunion episodes to tide us over until MAFS comes back. --I'll probably have watched them all by bedtime--

Exactly. So why not ditch that bit. It's so ridiculous. Though Thomas' mum was funny.

I fill the gaps with the kiwi version

Jess says pjay was in a secret relationship. He denies it.

If anyone watched Love Is Blind, Netflix has very kindly put up new reunion episodes to tide us over until MAFS comes back

Thank you!!!!

Have I missed an episode? I thought it was only Mon, Tues & Wed.... 😭I'm gonna have to binge-watch to catch up.... whadda shame...

Everyone is dressed tidy because they're on TV . The contestants no doubt have to tell family there will be film cameras there when they make the big announcement, even if they don't tell them exactly what it's about.

Jess said she told her family she was going on a Ch4 dating game and that's why she had a camera following her.

Gemma was egged on by her friend. Perhaps that’s what they think is acceptable. It’s not of course and like pp I thought Tats would laugh it off but he totally recoiled.

I thought Sophie’s brother looked a bit like Daniel Radcliffe- first thought I had was an older Harry Potter !

Poor DanRad. Hasn't he been through enough?

@TitsInAbsentia I though tats man had corn rows at first too. Absolutely fascinated by his hair. I even paused it when he was on screen to get a closer look but still can't work out what he's done to it!

Hmm don’t think I believe Jess that it was Pjay with the secret girlfriend, I think that’s a bit of attempted damage control on her part!