Celebrity Masterchef 3

[Pebbledashery]

Thread 3 for when the other one fills up.

Evening.

I hope Faye washed her hands after poking her lughole.

I love Dover Sole

Imagine the cat sat on him. Suit ruined

Evening. Welcome back.
I do like Mary.
Am on iPad so will be a minute or two behind but so happy it's on.

John is wearing his confirmation jacket, he only needs a rosette and medal pinned to it

Phew, we're all here <waves to everyone>

Shut up Kitty.

Does Fay not know that Guinea Pig Awareness Week has been postponed? Nobody can tell if celeriac smells like guinea pigs because nobody has anything but a hazy conception of what a guinea pig is.

Ooh that roulade 😋

Evening! Was watching the Aussies. No murder gloves there

Creepy black gloves

Ooh the Alvin Stardust gloves are back !

I wonder how much the Platinum Jubilee segment has had to be re-edited?

Did we ever get the reason for black gloves

<just remembers the Swiss roll in the cupboard>

‘It’s a pudding that everyone says ooh and ahh about'

Yeah, Mary, and especially the people who are allergic to albumen.

Oh god, the black-handed one is back

I'll swap you a few malteesers for a slice 🍰

I'm just remembering how much I find everyone except Cliff, and possibly Mel, completely annoying.

'Puncetta'? Is that related to 'Pusta'?

Jimmy and Kitty are my top two of irritating people on this

Mel has players and oven burns on her arm.

Yep and celery yack

Plasters !!

All Mary's recipes could have come straight out of the Hamlyn All-Colour Cookbook circa 1974

What the hell is John wearing. Ffs