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TOWIE S22 - Sunday 9pm ITVBE - repeated wed 11.50pm

63 replies

Blondeshavemorefun · 24/08/2022 17:55

Whoop

my trashy towie is back

actually started last Sunday. How did I miss this 🙀🙀🙀🙀

e1 is repeated late tonight so will watch e1 tomorrow

the gang holiday in Dominican Republic

wonder what happened to Marbs

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Blondeshavemorefun · 25/08/2022 10:04

So gatsby and dani have split up

what a surprise 😂

amber and Dan still together

jaz single bur May get back with lockie …..

few new faces

not sure how dans shorts are tight on diagz

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Blondeshavemorefun · 25/08/2022 10:07

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

i need your input 😂😂

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 25/08/2022 14:00

And you shall have it blondes!

I’m on call and shamefully have not at time to cough, sneeze or wipe. 😳😬

might have to do the double on Sunday but will try to do something before then!

Loving your summary. I wasn’t surprised about gat an Dan.

I’ve had more sexual frisson with fresh air.

Blondeshavemorefun · 25/08/2022 14:52

Waves @SheldonesqueTheBstard

i shall wait with baited breath 😂

forgot the Ella and Dan voice note as well

lockie did look like arnie

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 25/08/2022 15:02

👋🏼 👋🏼

And that has all kicked off with threats of action and retractions.

altogether now ‘ old troutpouty had a qualm ee i ee i o’

still to watch clearly but seems like it is another grip on a storyline 🤷🏻‍♀️

See gat an Dan again.

I couldn’t lower myself that much.
I’d never heave my heft off the floor.

Lockie - unless he’s been somewhere different for teef reminds me on bingo banana splits.

#captivating smile

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 25/08/2022 23:30

Towie. Where the only things bigger than sunglasses are lips.

Bless him - Bingo has gone a widdle bit Arnie and done an Andre ( forgot about his pins when pumping)

Ah - no fanny round the table? Fair doos. One fanny needs to leave the table then.

Poundies Gem following Gem storyline. Again. Sniffysniffyweepywaily.

Diags dissing Amber again. Terminally single cheeser trying to put the paddle in relationships that work. Nice mate.

Danni acting all hard about Courtney and Chlo. Gobshite.

Elma stuck it on SunnyD? Elma done got poor taste.

Group chat bitches? Is that a euphemism for desperate story clinging twats?

And that voice thing.

I hate a lot of things in this life. But having been on the end of someone’s nasty little snidey muck
campaign, I hate this a lot. Words matter and can damage people.

All I will say is go say howdy to the lawyers bruv. Retractions seem to happen when some realise they’ve gone too far. And for what purpose here? Relevance? Dramz? That is how it appears. Shameful.

Or because there be beef with AT?

Equally shameful and dare I say a cahnt move. And saying it to the gobshite too? And then another gobshite scattergunning it?

I don’t care for the self titled bitch pack. And I don’t care for this mince much either.

And holding hands is worse than an aubergine in the oesophagus? Aye so.

In the plus side? No sistas. Hurray.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 25/08/2022 23:39

And yes. I realise I’ve not been full of praise for the folk here. And I have been sharp. But you portray yourself as a nasty git in a reality programme then it warrants commenting on.

If it is all pretend for the dramz then more fool them.

But casting aspersions/flinging allegations on folk for me is beyond the pale. Especially if it damages the person concerned and their relationship(s). It has far reaching consequences sometimes.

Blondeshavemorefun · 26/08/2022 03:31

I’ve missed you @SheldonesqueTheBstard

yes sists. Unusual.

elma - I just keep thinking of the elephant 😂😂😂

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Blondeshavemorefun · 28/08/2022 12:35

E2 tonight

As Ella’s famous voice note becomes the talk of the carribean ….

dsn and amber stand defiant and keep their cool

but a surprise arrival threatens everything

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 28/08/2022 18:51

Hoping to be home before the end of it blondes Looking unlikely at the moment 😭

Blondeshavemorefun · 28/08/2022 19:46

I will have to record and watch after as itv has Ridley and bbc capture all clashing ffs

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 28/08/2022 21:42

I’m going to watch it later too blondes Caught a wee glimpse.

All them ducky beaks.

Do they know it casts a weird shadow like they’ve the beginnings of a tache?

Like the lovely Ron Mael from Sparks moustache..

This Towie ain’t big enough for the both of us.

Blondeshavemorefun · 30/08/2022 14:47

Can’t beleive only you and me on here

towie threads used to be packed with posters

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 30/08/2022 15:02

I know blondes

But I am glad you are here 🥳

will be trying to watch later - too many recordings to watch and too many good things on. Plus I got called in last night. Bah 😖

Blondeshavemorefun · 30/08/2022 16:57

You are obv a wanted woman @SheldonesqueTheBstard

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 30/08/2022 17:35

The word you are searching for is ‘mug’ blondes 😆

Blondeshavemorefun · 30/08/2022 17:36

nah

you are good to work extra shifts

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Blondeshavemorefun · 30/08/2022 22:04

Ella's boobs are going to escape

So Amy and billy? Broke up. He texted another girl

He isn't pollys dad but would be her step dad if they got married ..........

Dani's teeth are glowing

And all girls have fake baked tans they are glowing

Tho amy has strap marks 🙀🙀

Sin of sins in blondeland !

Did Dan do it or not

Tho if Ella didn't /doesn't want Dan - why did Ella hold hands /kiss him etx

Do we really need another gay in the village - best mates or will they get it together

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WhiskerPatrol · 30/08/2022 22:13

Oh I enjoyed this. Anyone know when it was filmed? Obviously before Yaz' car accident in Turkey so must have been a while ago. She's ruined her face, looks like Miss Piggy now. Was anyone other than me tragic enough to watch Lovestruck High on Amazon Prime? Junaid was in that as well and based on his performance, there should be some good bitching and catfights to come.

Who was the Chloe that they said had had to stay at home with her mum? Brockett, Sims, that deadly boring one that went out with horrible Jake...? They need to start renaming characters, it's too confusing. Hope the Sims sisters stay gone, I think I saw somewhere they have their own show now...

Blondeshavemorefun · 30/08/2022 22:39

Welcome @WhiskerPatrol

Article said a few weeks before the car accident and jakes death

and 9 of towie got kicked off plane for vaping and not wearing masks so had to stop off at Madrid

that’s on instagram but I’m not on it so if anyone is the. Look at towie cast to see when

the simm sisters were meant to go but pulled out two days before as didn’t like the new love island cast

plus pete pulled out in June as Nan died

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 30/08/2022 23:01

I do not care for Yapz and her dingleberries.

You can get rid of superfluous danglers. Preparation H for those that can’t be got with moist Andrex.

In my day, an arm round a waist or a linked finger was nowt. It still would be nowt.

He hardly had four up behindAldi’s bins. (Sorry)

Same with a text to another girl. When they were on a break. Sake. No need for mince drama.

The only gays in the village need to stop trying to out camp eachother.
They aren’t owt.

and yapz and Dani by the pool. The only thing moving quicker than their flapping fans are their nasty little tongues.

It is not a surprise that Ella is part of that group.

The girl is not nice. And her argument with Amber was straight out of primary 2.

Cheesy Jordan is well suited to thon.

Ella thinks Amber is threatened? Of a duck faced twattypuss?

Nah.

and Fucking poundies Liberace saying Amber can get on with her fake little life?

Says the melt in a gold lamé suit thinking he is the second coming.

He may well be.

Quick. Get a sock.

And a penis beaker

Blondeshavemorefun · 31/08/2022 08:03

Agree it was text and they weren’t together

on a break - friends 😂

is a hand on waist that bad ?

spat my tea out at 4 fingers

was a girl at school nicknamed kitkat

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Blondeshavemorefun · 03/09/2022 22:00

E3

essex is a small place and dani knew it was only a matter of time before she would come face to face with the great gatsby. Now he is back from la

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 03/09/2022 22:08

Please god he has an 18kt grill. 😆

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 03/09/2022 22:08

One upmanship ower Turkey teef 😁