TOWIE S22 - Sunday 9pm ITVBE - repeated wed 11.50pm

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Whoop

my trashy towie is back

actually started last Sunday. How did I miss this 🙀🙀🙀🙀

e1 is repeated late tonight so will watch e1 tomorrow

the gang holiday in Dominican Republic

wonder what happened to Marbs

Derbridge Orange.
Beats Tudor Oak or Forest Green if you want your fence to stand out.

Loving that LCB is back and will be delighted if she rips the gobby posse new holes.

If she fits a set of Turkey teef in each new hole I will love her even more. 😁 lukewarm pissyella indeed.

Bitterly disappointed that Gutsby didn’t come home with a metal mickey gub.

Bloody horrified that he made that liquid concoction in public. Fair made me cowk.

Gatsby’s back? Ye ain’t slim shady mate.

Dani and Roman? Surprise. At least Diagonal has wank material for the night then. His eyes were sparkling. My eye drops don’t manage that twinkle. He looked bloody gleeful telling Gutsby.

Gutsby says he is ok about it. That little leggy pumping under the table says no he ain’t.

Poundies Gem gets on my nellies but lovely to see LCB and her sort it aaaaht. And then she half bitches about her to Harry. Pity her heart ain’t always as open as her mouth.

I wish Ella would stop messing with that lip. It looks as though she has a massive 5 o’clock shadow going on. Unless of course she is going all Black Swan on my arse and she’s about to sprout feathers above that bill…

I’m just tuning in to watch Gutsby liquidise the bile that will stick in his craw when he finds out about Roman. Ella can lay him a fresh egg to go in with it…

Finally seen last Sundays. So behind !!

harrys fake tan and man pouch. Img 😂😂

liquidizing sausage and mash. Weird

well done Chloe b going to saffron

shame she couldn’t accept and bitch to Harry

good to see pete

last week Amy said water under bridge and billy texting - yet brings her up again

romans mum looks so young

dani used to rave about gatsby. being a gentleman. Not anymore

im not going to lie to ya

how many times did he say that 😂😂

bur why does it matter dani got with Roman 3w after

E4

you are the fakest person I’ve ever met

from the new gay in the village

Thanks for the welcome @Blondeshavemorefun !

Just watched E3, I'm quite behind. Fascinated by Yaz, I can't look at her but also don't want to look. What the hell has she done to look that different? Just... everything? She's like a strange duck, except with massive cheekbones which ducks don't have. Even by Dubai standards, very very odd.

Amy and Billy's dancing scene was filler. She'll probably have a baby with him, then they'll break up for good. Loved the spray tan scene though, gave me flashbacks to vintage S1 Towie!

Have not previously liked LCB but enjoyed her return this time.

Jordan and Ella lacked chemistry. She's a strange one. He was in it before but got cut for being dull, I think... not sure he'll fare any better this time.

I haven’t seen Sundays e4 yet

work has been manic so catching up on trashy tv 😂😂

agree yaz was so pretty and now looks weird

yes sure Amy will have another baby. Prob split up. Then have another by another man and be another 4 by 4

4 was good at the patty

now watchIng 5 lady Sundays - about yaz and her accident 😢

I only managed half of towie then work called so will watch rest tom as itv doesn’t do subtitles

Slight change of name. The b’stard is having a recharge.

anyway. Diagonal and Flan? (Complete pie). Really? What a load of pish. The former is a poor excuse. The latter a knob for playing along.

If there is any shite flying you can bet ole squinty has stirred it. Or shown at least five faces at it.

Junty (no prizes for guessing how that name evolved) doesn’t know why he is single? Big fat clue mate. It is because you rhyme with your new name. Saffron thought it was because his ego might be too big. Par for the course with those who act like bullies.

I am under no illusion that some folk act like arseholes 24-7 because they think they are the nuts, or because they feel they have to take folk down to make their voice heard if they are new. News is? You don’t. It just makes you look like a hole. A big one.

The only saving grace of that party was the girls and Gutsby letting bygones be bygones. Funny that the common denominator for the fall out was at least one of the bully crew.

He was fine enough to attend the party - because the cameras were there cherub?

I hope LCB and AT rip him a new hole.

And if you want fake as fuck? Look at who you hang around with. The whole lot of them. And if you are mealie mouthed like Ames’s “socially awkward”. Aye. But you are still sticking the knife in girlie. You ain’t nice either.

A bitch with a heart of gold? That just makes you a bitch baaaaaaaabe.

Onto the next one.

Hinty was fine enough to attend the party because filming. Not Gutsby. Just to clear that up.

The accident episode? Or a hypocritical one? Breathe deep. No - deeper…. Deeper…. Nope. Missing sincerity. Smell plenty of drama though.

Yep. And when your relationship is rocky as, the way to make it better is to get a matching tatt. That did autocorrect to twat. Actions of one maybe?

I fear for the Junty/LCB truce. If I ain’t mistaken it will probably just be a tool to get at AT with.

Harry peacemaker? Yeah right. Since when does that involve a gert big stirry spoon?

And Lickylizardpete is back on the scene.

Next week? Looking at AT crying? Well done bullies. Well done. 👏🏼

Awes missed us @Sheldonesquish

e5. Ella and pete. He really is slime. Old enough to be her dad

saffron made me laugh wheeee she is moving to

Dont laugh too hard cherub!!! I’ve been giving the beady to our shed 😂

Hinty???? JUNTY. Feckin JUNTY.

have THAT autocarrot 🖕🏼😂

😂😂😂

Thoughts on E6:

I do not need to see Ella and Pete's disgusting age-gap flirtation (even though her facial work makes her look closer to . Not sure why everyone else was trying so hard to get a look at them, although I am quite enjoying the scripted comedy scenes they've written for the oldies to try and keep them involved. Ambah and Dan were on holiday together according to her insta, so the whole packed lunch thing was ridiculous.

Elma is appropriately named given that she both looks and sounds like one of the Muppets, even when not dressed as a bush.

I give Junaid's promise to be Ella's BFF a life expectation of 3-4 episodes - max.

Gatsby crying about his mum leaving was sweet. Do we know why she lives in LA?

Just caught up with E 6

Ella and Pete. Yuk. Dirty old man

junaird is a so two faced and a shit stirrer

harry does nothing but squeak in his hay voice

poor gatsby. Must be hard with mum miles away

elma - sorry I still think of an elephant

chloe and saff hmmmmm

I see Pete is going on Celebs Go Dating AGAIN - that makes 3 times doesn't it?! You wouldn't think there was such a shortage of desperate reality stars...

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11258343/TOWIEs-Ella-Rae-Wise-Chloe-Sims-step-style-ex-Pete-Wicks-cosies-blonde.html

I’m so behind Just last weeks e7. Amber birthday

then will watch tonight’s tomorrow hopefully

Pete’s comments were so funny in E 6

to Liam and new hannah

and while the girls have their spat at the well being retreat

he must have been promoted as they wouidnt have a camera on each couple /group there seeing what they would say

did make me laugh 😂

what did you think @SheldonesqueTheBstard /@Sheldonesquish and @WhiskerPatrol

seems we are the only ones here

towie threads used to be so popular

I think Pete is mugging Ella off so much. These “friend dates” are cringe to watch. He clearly just wants to have sex with her and move on to the next, but I think she’s being taken for a mug.

Pete is so sarcastic and although sometimes says funny things it seems like he thinks he is better than everyone else in the show. I wonder if he’s tied into filming for a while or something because he seems like he doesn’t want to be there half the time.

Hi guys I have come to join the Junty fan club. Can't believe I've just found this thread, dying at pound shop GC 😂.

Yeh more

waves to @Fabpinky and @witchy23

Special friends. Does that mean fuck buddies

hes a dirty old man ,,

So now Ella is back with Jordon

pete feels dumped tho they were special friends

and gatsby is going away. Again. Didn’t he leave to live in la before

plus the talent show was funny and impressive

tho gatsby is a dreadful singer and thought he had a record out

Coz I’m sad and work nights lok

i had to Google gatsby age. I thought they were taking the piss at 34

but he is. And birthday is early aug so they must film 8w or so in advance

as was thinking If Amy watched last weeks they were saying at the cancer talent show he /billy was going to pop question and looking at £8k (blondes faints) rings - yes I’m sad and paused the price

then she would watch it (as sure they do watch to see who bitch’s about them) and know he was going to ask

so guessing billy has asked in the last 8w or so and we will see

Blondes talks to herself

so the end of s30

no engagements (apart from saffrons dad after 9mths)

but def double standards

amber and Dan been Together 3yrs this time so course she wants a ring marriage kids

but no one goes ion about them

where as Amy and billy 14mtgs and everyone is get engaged

loved their fancy dress

esp naked boys

shame Ella didn’t go to the party

well done Dani texting and being the bigger woman

bye togstsby

and now need to find love for Pete saffron and lock-in for s31

@Fabpinky @SheldonesqueTheBstard @Sheldonesquish @WhiskerPatrol anyone still watching

You aren’t talking to yourself blondes - words catch on the autumn leaves 🍁

And somewhere in other wildernesses away from Essex, ears are pricking.

Gatsby got gone. He could have taken diags with him. They could have shipped Gatsby’s belongings across the Pacific (really?) in a bath. They wouldn’t have ended up in Americay but someone somewhere would have ended up with a silver velour sofa and a chandelier and could have swapped them for a fish supper.

I like Amber and am sad she is maybe feeling at odds. Dan can’t afford a ring or babbies at the moment and that’s ok. The lacquer and product he puts on his hair to keep it still must cost a few bob. Priorities.

Lickypete is still bintless.
Junty is still charmless.
Ella is still full of filla and now fella and apparently not one for the drama. My arse.

Ames is now full of twin apparently. Just as well he’s already bought the sparkler. He can pawn it for the buggies du jour.

Saff will no doubt have folk battering down her back? door now that she has a cleansed orifice. I hope she was paid big bucks to do that on telly.

I hope they cleanse some of the newer folk out. It gets silly. I get cross. I’ve got number 11s that need not filler but cement.

S30 blondes my love? I will be alongside for 31.

I’ll expect a bit of a nudge if I miss it coming 😘