Love Island Thread 6 - I'd rather have a pint of elephant juice thanks...

[TitsInAbsentia]

Look, judge me for going early but I'm down the pub again tomorrow and I need to make sure your commentaries and observations are all being jotted down in an orderly fashion 😂

Be darlings though, and fill up the other one first....
www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4587184-love-island-thread-5-these-tatas-are-not-for-that-kind-of-thing?page=19&reply=118544086

@orangeisthenewpuce

Wrong link !

twitter.com/loveisland/status/1547943452276469763?s=21&t=yO0-FUWh388VPrye06luLg

Thank you so much @marmiteadict I cannot wait for tonight's show

Ooo wonder what Lucas pissed at from Casa, I can’t really remember Gemma doing anything wrong?

I presume they’ll cut all the Jacques stuff out, so we’ll probably get the casa girls bitching about Tasha to stir the pot and obvs another Oscar worthy performance from Davide proclaiming Ekin is a liarrrr actressss fake as a LV bag from China, or maybe he’ll go for as cheap as a Gucci bag from Turkey this time 😂😂

I wonder if Luca is pissed off because Gemma was flirty chatting with Billy in the kitchen and said look at how the beanbags are placed. There’s nothing else happened that I can think of which might get his back up.

I wonder whether one of Tash and Andrew is going and the whole 'will you be my boyfriend' was encouraged to create drama when one of them is voted out. It would make it very difficult for the other one to stay - especially Tash, she would look so disingenuous.. No doubt she will spin it as the 'ultimate test'

There is something quite child like (not childish) about Luca which is endearing. I worry for him, I can't see it lasting and he will be devastated.

Possibly instead of trying to stir the pot with couples they will with the friendships. Luca egging on the boys in casa etc and the girls chatting shit about Tasha.

Indiyah and Dami already know about each other's antics during casa and so do Tasha and Andrew, so not much surprises to show there. The interesting part would've been showing Jacques saying he was erect when in the pool with Chyanne, but he's gone now (maybe they will show that anyway to encourage Paige to go for Adam more?)

I don't remember Luca or Gemma doing anything of interest and no one cares who Danica is chatting to.

I think the whole Ekin-su / George touching (whatever that was) will come out. But unless producers show something that they haven't shown us, I can't see it being as dramatic as last year

I wonder though if Devious Dami told Indiyah about the whole trying to get both girls to kiss him? Personally I think he played his behaviour down to Indiyah and also I think he very much encouraged other boys to follow his lead so that he didn’t look as bad. He was my favourite but I can’t stand him now. Indiyah and her wonky septum piercing deserve better!!! X

Can’t stand the way ES gasps over-dramatically whenever someone gets a text. Get a grip you actress.

Ooh, I didn't see that.

Andrew and Coco then ...

Running in pre pub to say....MOVIE NIGHT! Luca looks fummin!

I reckon Deji because he has had no air time, (I forgot he was even still in there) so I doubt people would vote for him as a favourite.

Andrew for all his faults will have a fan base, same for Tasha.

Coco has been given the villain edit so I think the girl leaving will be her.

Can you imagine the faux shock if she won 🙄🙄

Davide has entered the thread 😂

LOL in the last thread I said “That huge fake gasp ES does every time someone gets a message is really starting to fuck me off.”

Great minds think alike!

I'm actually quite looking forward to Movie Night - think the couples all just slipped back a bit too easily.

Dami is in for a bit of a nightmare I think - on the face of it, he has told Indiyah everything, but I doubt he mentioned the three way kiss or his sheer enthusiasm at every opportunity to cheat in casa! Wondering if they'll show any Jacques stuff, even obliquely with Dami, to show what he was up to?

Used to quite like Tasha and Andrew but I'm honestly so bored of them now, I really hope at least one of them is leaving. I actually feel a wee bit sorry for Andrew, I think he's just a bit of a melt who thinks Tasha is out of his league, and the boys have got in his ear and he's been too easily swayed. If he's had the courage of his own conviction, I don't think he'd have done anything in casa. But totally bored of the pair of them anyway!

Curious to see the Gemma / Luca chat as well!!

Should be good tonight. A few of them have reason to sweat.

Now I'm no perv ... and am definitely on the girls side .. usually

But I'm seriously hoping there was a wee tug under that cover ...

I can't wait to hear Davide scream

Yu lyar! Yu are the beegest lyar in da veeela

😂😂😂🙏🏻please you areee more fakeeee than a chanel bag from turkeyyyyy 😂😂😂

Hilarious as this would be. I do think she is being a bit set up. It looked like nothing, whilst Davide was freely making out with half the cast, but it’s okay, because he needed the test.

Was it Dami or Jacques who said its Christmas and Santa has definitely been? I hope all Dani’s antics are shown!

My guess is that we'll get the Ekin and Gemma clips at the back end of tonight's episode.

The boys will be outraged and sanctimonious and them it will all be set for Sunday night when we bring on the boys clips.

Bring on the popcorn 🍿

@Petronus

Hilarious as this would be. I do think she is being a bit set up. It looked like nothing, whilst Davide was freely making out with half the cast, but it’s okay, because he needed the test.

This!

Wow, they're bigging up this episode aren't they?!

Damn.

Deji survives and Coco is gone. Not as good as Andrew going but a pretty good result.