Love Island Thread 6 - I'd rather have a pint of elephant juice thanks...

[TitsInAbsentia]

Look, judge me for going early but I'm down the pub again tomorrow and I need to make sure your commentaries and observations are all being jotted down in an orderly fashion 😂

Be darlings though, and fill up the other one first....
www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4587184-love-island-thread-5-these-tatas-are-not-for-that-kind-of-thing?page=19&reply=118544086

So we will see Dami's 3 way kiss, Tasha complaining about Andrew and Ekin-Su's heated moment.

If can't imagine the impact of the first two will be much but Davide will kick off with Ekin for not being honest - "leearrr, akktress" etc.

Gemma is too camera aware. Watches ES every move.

I know that this has been flagged by The Sun & The Mirror today, but Josh kissing Summer whilst holding her throat was… well it made me feel a bit uncomfortable

anyone else?

Yes I noticed that and felt the same

@Zampa I hate to say it because I enjoy them as a couple but I can't see ES and Davide coming back from this.

Davide has far too much pride. Even though he was just as bad. He only got caught out because Molly spilled the beans

Yes it made me flinch.

Oh yes, totally gave me the creeps.

Agree so really hope nothing gets shown as I love them as a couple.

Yes! I was shocked it was a bit much

Don’t watch 365 days on Netflix then. This is very much ‘in’ and most women I know seemed to love the movie and the kind of intimacy it displayed.

Of course in this instance he has no idea if that’s what she is into.

I would love either Andrew or Tasha to go and get their boring pairing off the screen for good. And surely the one remaining would have to follow now Tasha got sucked up into the competitive displays following Luca dropping the L bomb and has made Andrew her boyfriend

I don’t think either will be bottom of the vote though. They will each have their little fan bases. And surely the casa amor foursome are far likely to have fewer votes. So expect two of them to go ahead of Tasha and Andrew

Producers know what they’re doing and I think they like Tasha and Andrews journey as a story and want them to get through to the final. So expect manipulation of the voting question and dumping decisions to ensure this. They do not like not being in control. They already know with like 95% certainty what the outcomes will be for each dumping. I genuinely feel when Amber won that was not in line with their plan to have Molly and Tommys storyline lead to a victory

Yup awful

You know that whole thing where ES did bits with George?

I always felt her taking him up to the terrace and making him promise not to tell and saying that "nothing really happened" was a bit strange, possibly staged?

I mean she knows everything is filmed. She knows that what happens in Casa Amor usually comes out. She set up a whole lot of drama for herself by lying again to Davide and saying she didn't do anything in Casa.

Then the long delay before Movie Night ... I don't know, it all feels quite contrived to me. She can't possibly think she could keep it a secret, so why didn't she just tell Davide? Probably because she wants another dramatic story arc.

Definitely want Andrew and Tasha staying now I know it’s movie night, tbh I don’t care for any of the newbies so they will be no great loss, Deji would have been good to keep as i feel he didn’t get much of a chance but the rest are awful and I want summer and her American accent to go

There was a poll on the app a day or two before the vote on who you'd want to go on a lads/girls holiday with.
Votes would be affected by Jaques leaving but they would have known from that who the lowest was likely to be.

I hope everything Dami did is shown in forensic detail. I find him much sleazier than Andrew. Andrew is a bit dull and acted like a twat when he didn't really know much about what Tasha had said (as in he should have known better than to blindly trust the Casa girls) but Dami just acted like a kid in a sweet shop without any indication that Indiyah would do the same. He was declaring deep feelings for her the night before Casa. Creep!

Yes, she must have known.

We don't know whether anything really happened between her and George, just that talked about it. In a way that was an ideal set up for Movie Night

It's a bit like how the last US/Davide 'rows' have felt like repetitive set pieces rather than people who actually care (about their dented pride, that is, not necessarily each other)

They're following producers' nudges very nicely, but it's all worn a bit thin

I agree that the post fumble chat seemed really set up, and a suspiciously conspicuous way to try and keep something quiet in a villa they know they are being filmed at all times...

I’ve just seen Antigone in London. She is teeny in real life. I thought she’d be really statuesque and almost Amazonian but not at all!

That’s hilarious 😂😂😂

First look is up

ES' antics have been uncovered! I AM READY. I cannot wait for Davide to start shouting, I am so excited.

What has Gemma done?! I literally cannot think of anything that Luca has to '100%, 100% bring up'

I'm guessing the stuff with her and Billy in the kitchen with his arm around Gemma and commenting on the position of Luca's beanbag facing them.

There is absolutely nothing to it but Luca will totally overreact even though it is probably the tamest clip of them all

First look won't play!!

twitter.com/loveisland/status/1547898776672735232?s=21&t=Ovssss9z4gSWQFpThfzUgQ

Try this rather than the app