Love Island Thread 6 - I'd rather have a pint of elephant juice thanks...

[TitsInAbsentia]

Look, judge me for going early but I'm down the pub again tomorrow and I need to make sure your commentaries and observations are all being jotted down in an orderly fashion 😂

Be darlings though, and fill up the other one first....
www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4587184-love-island-thread-5-these-tatas-are-not-for-that-kind-of-thing?page=19&reply=118544086

Or just a massive set of red flag bunting..,

This is so boring, they'll keep Dami of course, but I hope it means he realises the public are disgusted by his behaviour. Just wish they'd gone bottom 3 and Luca had got a shock too.

Tasha definitely thought she was going there, I'm so relieved for her. After the snog, marry, pie I was really quite worried that her resilience had just been battered too many times.

I don't feel any of the couples are genuine though. And it seems pretty pointless sending new people in now - I remember this from last year, it was like having a revolving door on the villa. No sooner was a bombshell in than they were out again.

God I wish it had been Demi and Luca in the bottom two...

Billy or Dami, Danica or Summer.
One boy and one girl going home tonight ie not going back to pack their bags.
Islanders get to decide, of course, because it fits the agenda, otherwise I strongly suspect Dami was offski!

Dami not Demi, obviously!

Dami obviously had the lowest votes, which is why they have left it for the Islanders to vote .

It’s going to be Billy and Summer, also agree it should have been bottom 3, Luca would have been bottom

I'm shocked tbh but then I think she's there by default as everyone woukd have voted for Tasha this time (sympathy vote fair enough but who the fuck is voting for Luka shameful him and Gemma are getting too fucking smug. Glad billy will be going he's a little cretin what the fuck is that laugh? Fuck off

Andrew and Tasha are growing on me for sticking together and taking them on.

Adam came in and targeted Paige who wasn't that into Jacques anyway. That would be a boring win - I mean the last time he jumped from girl to girl and this time he's picked a safe bet for the win.

Gem and Luca - bore fest.

Like Ekin and Davide the most

My theory is that Luca and Tasha were the 3rd bottom but they couldn't have Tasha at risk again because of how it might affect her MH

Exactly. Audience manipulation by producers. Standard.

This is a shit programme. Badly selected contestants, made, badly run and badly manipulated.

I said a year ago that Millie and Liam wouldn't stay the distance. They did the year for the promotion work and money spin offs and then split - I bet they have been split for ages but kept together for the work.

I know that Insta followers don't directly connect to popularity due to some hate following but I thought the numbers for the established couples was interesting.

Luca - 713K
Dami - 215K
Davide - 487K
Andrew - 214K
Adam - 978K (bit of an anomaly due to past show history)

Gemma - 938K
Indiyah - 399K
Ekin - 877K
Tasha - 368K
Paige - 800K

Final could be Luca/Gemma, Paige/Adam and Davide/Ekin with places awarded 1, 2, 3 respectively.

"I've not watched properly for a couple of weeks. What's wrong with Danica...she seems really desperate Confused
I think in the real world she has her pick of the men but in here she's kind of the booby prize Confused"

She comes over as desperate - she will go for anyone at all then gets a knockback rather than being genuine and actually picking someone she really likes it's anyone at all, one after the other.

I for one hope Summer stays instead of Danica. Feel bad for D but it’s just not the right environment for her and will hurt her eventually, agree with Pp that said please put her out of her misery.

Summer is a stunner, also seems genuine. They should put some newbies in for her and Deji.

@TitsInAbsentia Thank you!
Pity both the lads aren't going home and the girls both stay.
Obviously Dami will stay. I'd like Danika to stay but I think the girls will go for Summer.

Personally I think the problem with Danica is that she's just got no sense of humour...she's too serious all the time. There's nothing playful or fun with her - or at least not naturally, if she does try to be like that it feels forced.

She didn't have a hope in Hades with the utter bunch of pricks that have been in the Villa/Casa Amour this year.

I think Danica would do really well with someone entrepreneurial who was into the law of attraction etc.

I think someone like that, positive, high energy (in a useful not bants bants bants boys way) and motivational would bring out the best in her.

She would also be bloody brilliant on The Apprentice.

I like her, reckon she's nice and has a good heart.

Has Dami ever been voted bottom before or am I imagining it?

Oh I like her too, I actually think she's too good for that bunch of wankers.

Billy basically used her like a wank sock and bragged about it to the other 'men'...they have the mentality of 13 year olds!

I don't think so - certainly not that I can remember

I do feel for Danica. She was in a relationship from 14 to 20, that's a long time at a young age. I'm not sure why she's so desperate to settle down, or if she just needs screen time as from her Insta it looks like she really wants a modelling gig.

Who’s been voting for Luca fgs
I think I am done with LI if him and Gemma win 😂

I like her, reckon she's nice and has a good heart

I think she's the nicest person in there. If I had to be friends with any of them, it would be her. In fact, I think she (and maybe India) are the only two sincere and likeable people in there.