Love Island Thread 6 - I'd rather have a pint of elephant juice thanks...

[TitsInAbsentia]

Look, judge me for going early but I'm down the pub again tomorrow and I need to make sure your commentaries and observations are all being jotted down in an orderly fashion 😂

Be darlings though, and fill up the other one first....
www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4587184-love-island-thread-5-these-tatas-are-not-for-that-kind-of-thing?page=19&reply=118544086

You think she was faking with Jacques too?
And basically everyone..

I did! I'm so bored of the originals
The CA crew are getting no screen time and I'd rather see more of them than the luca/Gemma snoozefest

Just caught up. Danica giving Billy his post recoupling appraisal just really tickled me. Bless her heart, she’s so canny but I can see why she has been single up until now.

I like Gemma and Luca and think they’re sweet. But then I liked Faye and Teddy last year (who are also still together) so tend to like the couples that others aren’t so sure about. I think they’re genuine and I think Luca knows she doesn’t want to do the BF/GF thing yet and she would die a thousand deaths if he sent her out on a lame treasure hunt round the villa so said what he said in a private moment on the terrace.

andrew and Tasha to go. They bore me.

Davide feels nothing for ES. I can’t imagine what type of woman he would go for. He loves himself far more than he could love any other person I reckon. I think he’ll be a lifelong bachelor/Leo DiCaprio type character with an ever younger string of fit women by his side.

I like Adam and Paige together. I ship it.

summer and Josh’s accents can get in the bin.

Mmm I think Andrew will be gone and coco they will see if Tasha follows which she will. Tonight was fucking cringe Tasha has well and truly embarrassed herself feel a bit bad for her tbh.
Loving danica and billy.

Hilarious that Tasha and Andrew left till the end. Not.

Please get rid of Andrew!

I’m so happy for Danica, she seems such a nice girl. I love Luca and gem too! Even Adam and Paige. I seem to of forgotten how awful he was last time.

I actually like Tasha. Gemma is not my fave (being polite here)

The old chestnut . My dad's famous
Diva.

Danika and Billy are so sweet.

Gemma there with another barb 'Why are they trying to steal the fucking show?'

She might be right but ES is also a pretty decent friend to Gemma in the villa but its pretty obvious Gemma resents her. which means Luca does too.
Somebody said Tasha and Andrew have found love so its time to go but the same can be said for Dami and India and Gemma and Luca. Isn't the whole point of this show to 'find love' .
Paige isn't genuine AT ALL. She and Gemma are rarely seen talking to one another so there is a bit of rivalry between them. Unsure why tbh. I can only guess its because they are grouped together when new guys enter the villa saying they like dark hair and short girls and neither girl wants to be compared to the other.
Poor Danica is so eager to give anyone who gives her the time of day a shot. She can do SO much better than Billy.
Its annoying that the 'bottom girl' and 'bottom boy' are always in a couple. I'd love to see Andrew go home and see Tasha meet another guy. The producers are making sure they go this time by saying the public get to vote them out but why vote Tasha out and leave Coco in. Andrew and Coco should leave if it really was the most unpopular boy and girl but it isn't......

Yes there steal the show comment said a lot. Gemma wants all the attention all the time.

That makes no sense though, Gemma was saying they were stealing the show from Tasha and Andrew not her.

I'm glad that the two to go is down to the public vote but, like others have said, will the Casa Amor contestants really have got more votes than Tasha and Andrew? It feels a bit unlikely. We voted for Deji and Danica and I really hope Deji doesn't have to go home ... I like the little we've seen of him.

For the sake of injecting a bit of life in a very stagnant series Andrew and Tasha need to go. We really have seen enough of them now. A pp said the same could be said about Luca & Gemma and Dami & Indiyah (as in they are boringly coupled up from the OG) and I agree - but those other couples just don't get put in the bottom 3 by the voting public.

I can't predict at all what's going to happen tomorrow night.

I will be greatly amused if Tasha or Andrew are voted off but the other not, particularly if it’s that great pork chop Andrew gone and Tasha stays in. Then the uncomfortable dilemma of what to do? Do I stay or do I go now?
Tasha having just declared her real and true feelings for Andrew (for the third time? fourth time?) will then have to perform a volte-face and make up some weeping and painful soul searching admission to camera as to why she should really stay behind.
Andrew will then have another snotty and furious meltdown at the front door and storm out of the villa, with his wheely suitcase tipped over sideways.
Coco following with a smirk to end all smirks.

That’s the episode I want tomorrow.

Tonight I mean.

I think Paige was probably done with Jacques by the time he left and that her sadness when he left was her knowing it was over for her.

She is much better suited to Adam who seems much nicer this series. That said, it’s being said that he was in a really serious relationship until as few weeks ago and that he unceremoniously dumped his gf so that he could come back to the LI.

As they're sending home 1 + 1, not couples, I think the producers have gone with the public result as it's one they like and it includes an Original - who Islanders would be likely to save.

I think it'll be Coco and Andrew who are leaving

I think even if Jacques had stayed their 'relationship' was over, she saw his reaction to Adam (and whatever else potentially happened that we didn't see) and there was no going back. He was struggling so she comforted him but I think she knew it was over before he even left.

I agree that it's over for Paige. She was in a difficult situation in that she didn't want to upset him more by telling him that explicitly before he left but she didn't really agree to any of the being picked up at the airport etc either. She also said in the diary room that what she HAD with Jacques was real, past tense. I think she'll move on with Adam, who does seem different this time. We'll see.

Andrew and Coco will go I think. With Tash probably following.

Danica is very similar to the women who work in HR.

Oh this would be fantastic! Here's hoping.....😄

I had to fast forward through all the T&A girlfriend/boyfriend rubbish.

Adam has definitely rebranded compared with how he was last time.

if Andrew goes Tasha will stay in the villa. If Tasha goes I think Andrew will leave too.

People grow up though and also I suppose he's being cautious anyway due to the backlash last time. He does act a lot more mature than most of them tbh. I do think Paige really likes him.

The vote I think Andrew def the one voted off which is why they going with public so he can't be saved sadly I think Tasha will follow him if she's not the bottom girl. No odds as she's annoying but Andrew has had her like a twat.

I hope it's Andrew who goes and don't care between Coco and Tasha.

Want Summer and Josh to stay as they look like they genuinely like each other and seem like a fun couple.