Love Island Thread 6 - I'd rather have a pint of elephant juice thanks...

[TitsInAbsentia]

Look, judge me for going early but I'm down the pub again tomorrow and I need to make sure your commentaries and observations are all being jotted down in an orderly fashion 😂

Be darlings though, and fill up the other one first....
www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4587184-love-island-thread-5-these-tatas-are-not-for-that-kind-of-thing?page=19&reply=118544086

Where is Gemma?

To be fair to Billy, don’t they all announce what they’ve been up to the morning after?

ES tries far too hard to be ‘cute’ and giggly and staring into Davide eyes all ‘love’ struck NOT!

Davide looks like the worlds worst kisser, it’s disappointing

Yes! I feel like the producers have had to throw in a “strong women” standing up to men…. whole thing with the girls just then felt so set up!

@GreenLunchBox yeah she's definitely not! She said her usual type is Luca so Deji just needs to leave it.

I think she must usually get loads of attention and just cannot understand why she isn't getting any in the villa. It must be an awful feeling. I just think she isn't a lot of the boys types

That's a lot for Danica to carry on her shoulders! She's the only woman in the villa with any self respect.

Oh I agree it’s not her responsibility to manage him but nobody decent would entertain a guy who bullies girls - especially their friend.

Ekin's forced fake laugh whenever she has chats with Davide like "SEE, we have so much fun together?!" 🙄

I like Paige and Adam together … I don’t particularly like either of them but he’s much better than Jaques and they look like a couple I think. She needs someone a bit more mature

Absolutely!!

I really like Paige and Adam ❤️

They need to stop extending the show just to have longer ad breaks. Because I said so. Before anyone asks.

God Billy is a diiiiiiiiiiick

I honestly think Paige and Adam can win because the previously strung couples luca and Gemma & Dami and indiyah have become unlikable

Yes Ekin Su’s tinkly laugh is really annoying.

Please let Luca, Billy and Dami be dumped at the airport and left to find their own way home.

Indiyah. Ugh. What’s she thinking?

Even if you took the best parts of all the guys in there, I don't think there would be enough to make a decent man!

I liked Liam (who left), Deji (seems decent but bored out of his tree!) and Davide (don't think he'd make the cut if there was anyone else).

I actually hope Davide & Ekin Su win, at least they have been entertaining & less of a shot show than the rest. I would like Gemma but her taste in men,Luca and previously Jacques, is shocking.

Would love if all the ladies parents visit and tell them they think they can do heaps better.

I could imagine my own mum in that situation reading me the riot act, asking what the hell I was putting up with!

Omg fuck off with the fucking adverts!! We could've had the results by now but noooo itll be another cliffhanger 🤬🤬🤬

This. I was thinking we'd see a dumping as we still had 15 minutes to go. Now it's less than 10.

Not only is he horrid but Luca also can't dance. He clearly has no redeeming features.

Here we go “risk being dumped” ie we’re gonna let the islanders choose

In no particular order, but you're on the bottom like...

Aw poor Danika! Tasha thinks it’s her too!

Wtaf

I can’t believe that