Love Island Thread 6 - I'd rather have a pint of elephant juice thanks...

[TitsInAbsentia]

Look, judge me for going early but I'm down the pub again tomorrow and I need to make sure your commentaries and observations are all being jotted down in an orderly fashion 😂

Be darlings though, and fill up the other one first....
www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4587184-love-island-thread-5-these-tatas-are-not-for-that-kind-of-thing?page=19&reply=118544086

A new guy (or Deji) could get in the final 3 with Danica.

Alpha male. Who?

Have I missed a bit? Has Danica totally cut Deji off or do you think they'll give things a go now that Billy has shown his true colours?

I don't think Danica likes Deji that way unfortunately. If she goes there I think it's just to stay in which is disappointing because his personality seems fab

Please can I have the in depth update of tonight’s show?
has anyone been eliminated or just cliffhanger?
who did the girls pie? X
honestly I’m on an amazing holiday but I just need to know lol

I thought it was Deji that called Billy out

A lot of man damage limitation going on.

They are trying to make Dami coming across well but it isn't working because every time he speaks he's just rude

Very Immature Prick club.

Are Gemma and Paige in matching outfits?!

It was. Then Adam chipped in with something placatory.

what was the point of that party?

Promoting Joel Corry record sales.

Yep it was Deji that called him out, not Adam.

@FiloPasty You make me laugh!

Unfortunately my memory is shite.

Dami - snogged Summer, married ?, pied Tasha
Luca - snogged Ekin, married Gemma, pied Tasha
Adam - snogged ?, married Paige, pied Ekin
Billy - snogged Gemma?, married ?, pied ?
Deji - can’t remember
Andrew - can’t remember but he married Tasha

How many times is Billy about to say “banter” I wonder?!

Yes Danica! 👏👏👏

Maybe Gemma could take her own ‘take no shit’ advice!

YASSS Danica!

Billy has disappointed me so much.

Danica needs to let herself be herself more.

This is so orchestrated it’s weird.

It does look like Davide is just a bad kisser. Goodness me

They are literally looking around to see the cameras

That’s what I thought too. It was bizarre.

I dont think she's into black guys so he's got no chance

She's let herself down badly blowing up at Billy. Then saying she brings so much to the table 😂
She has a very high opinion of herself which seems baseless in the villa