Love Island Thread 6 - I'd rather have a pint of elephant juice thanks...

[TitsInAbsentia]

Look, judge me for going early but I'm down the pub again tomorrow and I need to make sure your commentaries and observations are all being jotted down in an orderly fashion 😂

Be darlings though, and fill up the other one first....
www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4587184-love-island-thread-5-these-tatas-are-not-for-that-kind-of-thing?page=19&reply=118544086

Luca is one serious red flag, Gemma can do so much better

Dami is such a stirrer!

Please let us vote to kick someone off tonight because I think Luca would be getting all the votes!

I had to rewind it. I cannot see anything Gemma did that warrants lucas reaction. I'm really confused. She didn't flirt or say anything remotely bad

I really dont understand what Luca thinks Gemma has done wrong??

Aye. 100%

No wonder Adam was happy to return, looks like a saint next to these pricks.

Luca 🚩🚩🚩

I did think there was more booze available after seeing the way Andrew downed that pint but as Luca doesn't drink (apparently) I'm not sure what his excuse is.

@TitsInAbsentia yes would love a vote!!

Dami and Andrew seemed a bit quite when Luca was ranting. Probably thinking 'have you just watched what we did!'

ES is also loving this display of jealousy from Davide - he is annoying but also I believe ES deliberately engineered that whole situation to get air time

If I was Gemma’s parents I would be banging on that villa door and getting her out. She is way too good for Luca and he is acting crazy

@Zampa ha yes good point on Luca not drinking!!! Forgot that he said that. So he's just a prick regardless!

Gemma didn't do anything wrong.

My 1st husbands best friend was like Billy...tried it on before, during and after our marriage ended. He was a fucking pain in the arse and I ended up hating him. My husband knew he was trying it on, and blamed him, not me.

It's obvious what Gemma did wrong. She dared to sit and talk to someone of the opposite sex in a friendly manner and didn't immediately walk away, ignoring him and go to Luca for him to get her in a headlock.

I've never hated the whole bunch of boys before like this. Even Adam!! He could have really salvaged himself and told Luca he was being a fool but no he agreed with him.

The lack of understanding of the female experience to say with a straight face "a bloke wouldn't try unless he thought he had a chance".

Yes men famously always respect us politely declining and never ever say we were leading them on unless we explicitly tell them to fuck off 🙄

I hate how much this show reminds me of how utterly toxic dating in my 20s. The double standards, the 'how dare he talk to your bird' etc.

God Luca really is a tippex toothed twat.

I hope Gemma is sensible enough to see through it. My vagina would have clamped shut seeing him veer from 'it's banter' about the lads to 'bring me a bird in here now' when he feels another bloke tries to chat up the girl he's seeing.

Bleurgh.

Luca worries me too. He’s very jealous and possessive. He is definitely not mature enough for a relationship like half the lads in there.

I didn’t like Gemma at first at all but she grew on me. She’s the same age as my daughter and it’s a red flag bonanza with him. If I was her mum I’d be concerned.

TBH the lads don’t seem to have a lot of respect for any of the women this year.

At least Gemma could have fun with Billy. But she needs to get rid of that clinging money mad leech.

The other lads egging Luca on in thinking Gemma is in the wrong are pathetic, especially the lads who were like dogs in heat, manipulating the situation to try and take out the perceived strongest couple.

Why is Andrew being so nasty tonight? Telling Danica to get a grip because she was giving Tasha some advice would set alarm bells ringing for me if I were Tasha

I heard that too and couldn’t believe what I heard. Luca’s a little boy, most of the boys in there are really immature.
Even Andrew got all defensive when he saw the clips of himself and seemed to blame Tash..

Luca (and Dami & Andrew) are just behaving this way to deflect from
Their own behaviour. Luca is making Gemma out to be wrong to justify to himself his own shorty behaviour

Gemma comes from a an affluent background, sue must mix with lots of successful people due to her dad
She could do so much better thank Luca..

They'll all be on the PA circuit after this.

The way I guarantee Luca will behave, flirting with girls, dancing with them etc etc (all arguably part of the job as much as it's icky from the outside), if Gemma behaved the same even once and he saw her flirt with or dance with a bloke, he saw it he would revert to misogynist name calling etc.

He'd do the same even if he saw her talk to another bloke.

It's fucking mental and he's shown the way he views women tonight.

Omg he pushed her again this guy is vile

Did people see Luca's little push on Gemma's arm there?

So many red flags.