Love Island Thread 6 - I'd rather have a pint of elephant juice thanks...

[TitsInAbsentia]

Look, judge me for going early but I'm down the pub again tomorrow and I need to make sure your commentaries and observations are all being jotted down in an orderly fashion 😂

Be darlings though, and fill up the other one first....
www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4587184-love-island-thread-5-these-tatas-are-not-for-that-kind-of-thing?page=19&reply=118544086

Same?! It's fucking strange

Gemma did nothing. Absolutely nothing.

But clearly being Luca's property he has to approve of anyone she speaks to. I'd love her to tell him to fuck off.

So Luca is merrily cheering on the boys when they are kissing other girls, getting erections etc but Gemma has one conversation that could be construed as mildly flirty and he’s up in arms? What a misogynistic bellend

Absolutely right. She needs to tell him to get to fuck. He's massively punching anyway.

Luca you are a dick. Oh so funny when the boys shat on the girls, all back slapping and whooping and sniggering. Gemma did fuck all and you have lost the heid.

I so hope she really sees you now. We fucking see you.

Luca is horrible! His behaviour is not normal and I hope Gemma sees that

Did he? Off to google!

Yep with Saffron what'sherface, the influencer. They were both in relationships when they got together.

Luca is unbelievable. Laughing and egging the boys on but Gemma has a conversation that was a little flirty and he's ready to rip heads off. He's ridiculous!!! I can't. Honestly, I feel so angry - which I know is ridiculous in itself - but I'm ready to round up a Mumsnet mob to head for Majorca and give Luca, and the rest of the boys, bar Deji and Adam, what for 🤬

I’m going to be really annoyed if any of the boys appease Luca and don’t tell him straight that he’s being ridiculous.

What on earth is Luca angry with Gemma for?!

For making it clear she wasn't interested in Billy in a calm but firm way rather than calling him a cunt and proclaiming her undying love for his barely contained rage and tippex teeth?

Is he annoyed she simply calmly shut someone down instead of doing it all dramatically / running back and telling him like an immature young teen would?

I genuinely can't understand what he's annoyed about from those clips?!

She's more mature than the rest of them and she's the youngest I think.

Also WTAF is Luca wearing? It's like a pink ladies from Grease shirt.

Tippex teeth 😂😂

I don't want a bird no one fancies!! Oh my god. He's dreadful. He's turning awful.

How old are these boys. 14? Grow up lads ffs!

Magnum advertising crew downing the red bull and getting the fuck into Twitter rn

Laughing at Billy in his suit with his magnum ice cream.

I think Luca has just completely blown his chances with the mum ..
Bring it on .. I've heard she's quite upfront !

What is Luca even mad about???!!!

Gemma did nothing at all. Billy did nothing - it was a teeny flirt before he knew Luca.

Immature cunt. I’m so angry just watching him!

And that’s before his shit-stirring and double standards.

Right now, Luca, Davide and Dami can all get in the bin.

It's actually worrying the way Luca is reacting. Gemma didn't do anything wrong. And you can see just how much he dislikes Tasha. He is bullying her. I'm not a Tasha fan but he needs to leave her alone.

I'm so baffled how it's Gemma's fault that Billy chanced his arm.

Luca has picked the wrong girl to try and isolate and control.

Does anyone else think they seem pissed? They're far more boisterous than normal and seem a bit slurry at points.

Luca can get in the bin. Clapping and encouraging the lads and fuming at Gemma for doing nothing?!

It's howling isn't it!

I am laughing at all this "bloke wouldn't try unless he thought he had a chance" er yes he would and the regularly do, unless Gemma did something we say she was not giving off come get me vibes to Billy. Who is clearly LOVING THIS!

I really hope Gemma bins him just for being a dick. And that shirt. And the tippex teeth.

gemma can do 1000x better than Luca so he just sounds like an idiot getting all worked up over Gemma’s actions. Gemma did nothing wrong. He’s just acting this way to deflect and also because he’s controlling &
abusive. Gemma won’t stand for it tho I reckon so he’s fucked she is out of his league so he’s the loser if he loses her

also yeah I don’t like tasha but he’s bullying her and it’s not cool

The fact that Luca's response in a situation he's (literally entirely unreasonably) angry with his partner about is "just bring me a fucking bird in" says everything we need to know about him.

Misogynists reveal themselves so easily when they feel their property is at risk. Because that's what the issue is. Men like Luca believe that a woman they're sleeping with are an extension of them, something they have writes over. Not separate entities.

Gemma literally did nothing wrong. At all. Luca spent all of Casa encouraging all the other blokes overstep boundaries they agreed with their partners and absolutely fucking loving it when they did.

Maybe Rizzo can give him a call and have a word when they next take their shirts to the dry cleaners.

Luca needs to be binned. hes such a prick. Sorry as much as I like Gemma, I’ll never be voting for that horrible teethed shit.

He's also got shit flicky hair. I mean, I'm over 50 and a bit fat, and I wouldn't touch him with someone else's. So gorgeous young Gemma can defo do better.