Love Island Thread 6 - I'd rather have a pint of elephant juice thanks...

[TitsInAbsentia]

Look, judge me for going early but I'm down the pub again tomorrow and I need to make sure your commentaries and observations are all being jotted down in an orderly fashion 😂

Be darlings though, and fill up the other one first....
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It always is these days.

It's easy to see how the programme could be improved if there was more character showing of the participants, but that's obviously not the direction the producers want for it.

It's difficult to care about people who only have fairly dull/repetitive chats (many of which they are told to have)

First Look is up. Looks as if the main drama is between Dami and Indyah and Luca and Gemma

I'm betting Billy's clip will be him flirting with Gemma on the beanbags saying she clearly fancies him.

Dami, where to start. I'm guessing we'll start with the three way kiss. Summer seems to be confirming how bad Dami was in Casa

Reading Jacques statement on his Insta, I'm hoping he may become a much better person after this. He seems to have taken the criticism on board, apologised for his behaviour and will use the LI experience to work on himself. Really how he does, he's only young and sometimes we need to see things harshly before understanding the truth about ourselves.

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Watching unseen bits. Danica's comments about Deji's (perfectly fine for his age and style) choice of clothes were a bit uncalled for and mean.

I think that was Josh. What was interesting there is that Danica clearly had doubts ever since leaving Casa.

In the main show it looked as if Josh finished things because he wasn't into Danica, not that it was mutual or because she had distanced herself from him.

I suppose that was to support the Danica is so unlucky in love storyline. Same as Anton and Dr Alex before her.

I quite liked the shorts btw. Perhaps I have really bad taste

Aah sorry, I was part watching / part reading Mumsnet

I like the shorts too.

Good to know Tasha has strong supportive family at home for when she gets out. Whatever happens.

Are the producers trying to break up Luca and Gemma so they can reunite again?
Seems so pointless to make such a mountain out of a beanbag. Especially given all that went on with Andrew, Dami and Davide in casa.

Can someone explain the beanbag comment to me I just do not get it!

@Tillsforthrills anytime someone sat on the yellow beanbag they went on to have a fallout with their partner. So it is considered cursed and nobody wants to sit on it ad a result

Ah if only we were at thread nearly full, I'd so be going for the next thread title as "Making a mountain out of a beanbag"!

Ah. We used to have a chair like that at work. Whoever sat on it got up the duff.

So the film titles were a bit obscure, I mean what was Daniconda? Danica didn't do anything embarrassing in Casa she was single. And I'm assuming the Adam title is nothing to do with Casa but it will be when he's chatting with the girls - so possibly ES. So I'm wondering if it's just bits from the whole show not just ES - like could West Side Eye Story be India doing her eye rolling at people?

I know what Ekin Su did last summer
She's just not that in to you
Tash me if you can
West Side Eye Story
Top Hun
Daniconda
500 ways of Summer

Finding Andrew
The Italian Stallion Job
Luca who's talking
Silence of the Dams
Good bill hunting
Truth or Deji
The Adam Collard Project

Just catching up on unseen bits- they’re playing “what’s the time mr wolf” wrong! Do they teach nothing in schools??

@riotlady this is what I took away from this scene. Primary education has much to answer for. Next everyone will butcher the rules for British Bulldog

Oh dear, this isn't going to help Tasha's rep with the boys much is it.

Luca is being ridiculous trying to make Andrew get annoyed at Tasha

Finally I'm watching this live! And cringing. Luca cheering on Dami is gross

The boys are genuinely awful. Apparently it's okay when they do something but HOW DARE the girls do anything?!?

I can't stand them and I'm beginning to think Luca is the worst.

I wouldn't be impressed seeing my bloke goading his mates on like that.

Isn't that what essentially led to Liberty breaking up with Jake last year?

I'd like to know that what sample size this apparent survey is based on, because I'm not buying that 88% of ALL Women have sent a nude picture. To include 88% of little old Nanas presumably?

The glow in the dark teeth are hilarious in the clips.
Luca is a total cock.

Oooh when someone said Luca’s a shit stirrer did Paige say “that’s what I’ve been saying!”? Sounds like she’s got his number

Luca is a horrible person

The men really are a childish bunch of cunts, aren't they?