Tits is absent ! Love Island thread 4

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Here you go

Jay has grown on me, I’d actually like to see Paige recouple with him, don’t think he would have treated her like Jacques did

I know there's zero chance of it but at this point I want Danika and Josh to win.

Unless Indiyah and Davide get together!

I really can’t understand why anyone would want Jay with Paige.
This man pretended to like Chyna and then friend zoned her the minute they got back into the villa . She was obviously gobsmacked but took it on the chin like a trouper.
He is cold hearted and a user. Look at the way he dumped Ekin Su when he thought that she was unpopular .
I can well believe the rumours that he was juggling two women at the same time

Jay doesn’t like any of the girls. He just thinks that Paige is his best chance of getting to the finals

Last night's ep made me FURIOUS! Who does that?? Andrew and Tash were over anyway so why go raking over all the sordid details of who did and didn't do what???

Surely the 'cuddles in bed' term is a euphemism that covers all aspects of groping including - ugh, I can't even say it - s*king on tts. No one wants to know, and no one would have expected Andrew to go through every act he did and every line he said to Coco.

And this is Coco - Miss Big Dick Energy Lover who raved on about her tits in her intro, so don't come the 'classy' innocent now FFS. The first thing she did was tell Andrew that Tash was a fake/liar/mugging him off. She well full-on to get him and bag her place in the villa WHICH IS FINE, but to then make out SHE was used by him and her ikkle heart is broken. I know it's all LI producer-led bollocks, but she's lying and shit-stirring and can fuck right off. For her own good tbh. Does she really want a life being (in)famous for having her tts s*cked?? Jeez...

I'm still wound up about it, as you can tell.

I was hoping Andrew would leave last night as he's quite right, it's over for him there and nothing good can come of stringing it out. Bottom line - as a PP very wisely put it, but no one on the show is acknowledging - is that Tasha doesn't like him the way he likes her. That's it. They should completely split up, see other people or leave, and not drag things out raking over who wasn't honest about how many kisses they had blah blah. It doesn't matter! It's over! Move on!

Eesh.

Anyway. Trying to move on myself, my question is will Jay 'dare' to try going after Paige again or are things too sensitive with Jacques for him to get involved?

Oh lord, my asterisks have made the vile term go bold and weird! Sorry about that.

I am starting to think Jay isn’t interested in anyone. In the lap dancing test who did his heart rate go up for?

Maybe Paige will learn self worth from Gemma? Somehow I doubt it. She desperately wants Jacques back but doesn’t want to appear to be a walk over on national tv. If they do couple up again Jacques will be the same and worse on the outside.

I actually like Gemma. She is confident and no nonsense.

I also like Indiyah. She is very level headed ,sweet and kind but I hope that she doesn’t get back with Dami who has proved to be such a disappointment.
I don’t like Paige. I really hated the way she was laughing and joking with Dami regarding his shenanigans in Casa Amor. Very disrespectful , particularly since she had her issues with Jacques straying. She is not a good friend.
Indiyah has always been loyal to Paige.
I know that Tasha has her faults, but Andrew is a tool of the highest order. Excusing his awful behaviour by saying that he ‘was angry’
He is in perpetual victim mode .

I think it was tasha jay was originally interested in, none of the other girls have floated his boat so far.

im not sure why jacques is getting quite so much hate, he’s just an immature lad who is a bit thick and easily led. Andrew is the toxic one, his behaviour is calculated.

He deliberately used coco, over exaggerated the tasha situation and blamed the new girls for what he was saying about tasha, and dropped coco immediately when he thought he might have a small chance with tasha. It’s some of the most toxic behaviour I’ve seen on the show. He has been deeply abusive to both women. The things he was saying about tasha, then lying and blaming the new girls, and the way he used coco, including sexually, it’s deeply abusive behaviour and it’s calculated.

I don't feel sorry for Coco. According to DailyMail she was scouted and started preliminary filming for MAFS and then pulled out when she was cast for Love Island. She is in this for airtime and she will say and do and cry as needed to maximize her time on the show. She was never into Andrew. She kissed Davide and then when Luca (?) dared a brunette to kiss Andrew, she jumped up and went at him. They got it on the first night when he was so angry but after that he mopped about the villa pining over Tasha. She knew exactly what she was doing and will continue to do it. She is about drama and airtime.

You’re spot on about Billy.

He’s made a beeline for Gemma as soon as he got in hoping to make himself relevant with a bit of drama.

I hope Gemma tells Tasha.

I think Jay would be great with Paige, he’s a gentleman and they’d have fun.

I think the word Andrew needs is 'rebound'.

As far as he knew from the CA girls and backed up by all the boys, his relationship with Tash was a sham. On the rebound, he went for it with Coco, "LI experience starts here" style. Coco was totally on board. No intimation at all that she genuinely liked Andrew. She'd have gone for anyone to get in the Villa and Andrew was the weakest, thanks to her killer move of skewering his faith in Tash.

Not excusing his behaviour. He absolutely is a tool. But tbf he was genuinely into Tash and she wasn't that into him and was stringing him along till something better came alone, which she believed it had with Billy.

That's what's happened. And all this blame and upset wouldn't have blown up if Coco hadn't started shit-stirring. Andrew and Tash just needed to call it a day. Utterly baffling that Tash said the door was still open to him, presumably just because she didn't want to seem like the bad guy. Her concern about how she's perceived is really the insecurity at the root of all this, that led her to go off Andrew in the first place.

And he's always been out of his league with her, so was always gonna get hurt and be ill-equipped to deal with it.

But gemma and Billy know each other. Gemma said he was her best boy mates best mate, if that’s the case they know each other well ther is no way they don’t.

I disagree with you, nothing she has done means she deserved to be abused, and irs not ok to suggest she did deserve it.

She isn't being abused in the least. She went on a reality TV show, did what she wanted to do get into the main villa, never had any real interest in Andrew and is now creating drama to increase her airtime. Exactly how a wanna be reality TV persona should act,, gets them noticed and makes for good ratings. No one has done anything the least bit abusive to her.

She was the one who got in Andrew's ear as soon as Casa started that Tasha was mugging him off and saying things about him and that he needed to move on - she created the scene to get Andrew upset and to turn to her and then used it to connect enough to get him to choose her. She knew exactly what she was doing.

Andrew was mad based on what she told him and on the rebound after feeling he had been made a fool and is now stuck living 24/7 with Tasha who he should / wants to break up with but the context of being a TV set is that he can't get any distance or space (which makes for better TV!)

I don’t feel sorry for coco, does no one remember the “bye hun” she comes across as (Gemma said) a bitch!

All the boys this year are just knobheads. I really don't like the way they behaved towards any girl they considered to step out of line, when given the opportunity they all did the same

Andrew was way too intense with Tasha. Ultimately they were on different pages at the start. Now he's behaving like they were married when they've only known each other for 4 weeks

Dami is a lying knob, who pretends to be friends with the girls and then encouraged all the boys to get with other girls and hide it

Luca is the type of man who hates women. He's jealous and sulky. Gemma can handle it in the villa but best to chuck as soon as those red flags appear

Jaques is just stomach churning. He's an aggressive knob, he likes his women to know their place. He's not even attractive

Billy thinks he's funnier than he is, he's shown nothing that's actually even mildly amusing

Andrew also lives and works in Dubai so the option to continuation of any relationship was unlikely (unless he had gone for Cheyanne who also lives in Dubai)

Wow most of these men are total trash this year!!

@Midlifemusings one of the beauty therapists in the salon I go to does Cheyennes filler. She spends some time in Dubai but still lives in Barnsley. I have no idea why people love claiming to live in Dubai it’s awful.

Tbh Coco is seeing big dick energy I’d say.

What does that even mean?! 🥴😂

In her first video she said she liked big dick energy. I think she meant alpha type men, what she’s got is a man acting like an absolute dick.