Masterchef: Semi Finals Week

[Pebbledashery]

In preparation for tonight!

The problem is, it doesn't matter if it's a disaster if no-one is going home.

Smoked mackerel. The gift that keeps on giving.

I don't like it when things are piled up that high.

There’s a good reason for that...

They should replace Gregg and his 'Cwwwoooaarrr!' noises with the guy who said 'absolutely celestial.'

I ate tons of it during the 80s. Till I got food poisoning. I can still taste it.🤢

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow 🤣

It's been a while coming but ........ raw lamb alert.

Uh-oh, raw lamb from Pookie? Or cooked but bleeding all over the plate?

The colour of that curry is sad.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow Sorry that was about Rachel Allan, not that you got food poisoning!

That sauce is suspiciously grey

Grey sauce. That's a new one.

WTF is 'society garlic'?

That looks really unappealing. Bless this lot for being so kind.

That lamb is still baa’hing.

"Attempt" to make a Thai curry sauce.

Nice shade, lady.

Hm I was wondering that as it can be quite anti-social?

That pastry looks very thick and somewhat raw in the middle?

I hope you didn’t use the spoon you just licked to stir that caramel Eddie…

I thought Eddy was making McDonnells curry sauce there

Good lamb needs no fucking about. We had lovely lamb chops, jersey royals and local asparagus with a shiton of butter Sunday. Was perfect.

Ah. Bigger problems than some beardy germs there!

Oh no Eddie. That looks like I served it.

Do chefs not bother cooking lamb?