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Masterchef: Semi Finals Week

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Pebbledashery · 26/04/2022 18:55

In preparation for tonight!

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 03/05/2022 20:54

I’d drink that sauce.

JaneJeffer · 03/05/2022 20:54

Hm I was wondering that as it can be quite anti-social?
In Ireland garlic loves having the craic

lettingthedaysgoby · 03/05/2022 20:54

That's what I call a reasonable portion of dessert

RomainingCalm · 03/05/2022 20:54

GrouchyKiwi · 03/05/2022 20:53

Oh no Eddie. That looks like I served it.

We serve up portions like that one here too.

EsmaCannonball · 03/05/2022 20:55

Sunbird24 · 03/05/2022 20:52

I hope you didn’t use the spoon you just licked to stir that caramel Eddie…

In some circles Eddie could charge extra for pre-licked caramel sauce.

TheDogsMother · 03/05/2022 20:55

John has definitely had a mishap with a Bic razor.

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Pebbledashery · 03/05/2022 20:56

What was the point of this round....

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SpindleInTheWind · 03/05/2022 20:57

John Torode is what Brooklyn Beckham will look like when he's 30

LaMarschallin · 03/05/2022 20:57

In Ireland garlic loves having the craic

Grin
OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 03/05/2022 20:57

Pebbledashery · 03/05/2022 20:56

What was the point of this round....

A holiday in Ireland.
fed up with Pookie time.

SpindleInTheWind · 03/05/2022 20:58

Aaaaaaaaaaaagh The Gordon is back

Sunbird24 · 03/05/2022 20:58

Night all!

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Pebbledashery · 03/05/2022 20:58

No doubt Gordon was told to tone it down significantly.

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TheDogsMother · 03/05/2022 20:58

A good laugh as ever Chuffians. See you tomorrow.

EsmaCannonball · 03/05/2022 20:58

Bagadverts · 03/05/2022 20:53

Do chefs not bother cooking lamb?

Even the Michelin-starred chefs on The Great British Menu fuck up the lamb.

Never cook lamb, people. The cute fluffiness is a sign it isn't meant to be.

Bagadverts · 03/05/2022 20:58

Pebbledashery · 03/05/2022 20:56

What was the point of this round....

Pointless- maybe the problem with Johns sea or?

viques · 03/05/2022 20:59

Blueberrycreampie · 03/05/2022 20:40

Pookie Piccy init?

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There will be a book, Pookie Picture Porn on a Plate

Bagadverts · 03/05/2022 20:59

Razor not sea or!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 03/05/2022 21:00

Dh just suggested that Gordon may be skint as he’s in everything...
see you soon!

viques · 03/05/2022 21:02

Oh dear Ramsay. just as we thought it was safe to go into the kitchen without being swamped by a “character”

Blueberrycreampie · 03/05/2022 21:02

Thanks for the company tonight, see you next time!

whataboutbob · 03/05/2022 22:21

Anyone know whether the recipes are available anywhere? I’d love to try and make Eddie’s apple dessert!

Newestname002 · 04/05/2022 11:51

Bagadverts · 03/05/2022 20:12

Pookie Blue food still reminds me of toilet cleaner

Yes! That's it! I knew there was something icky about that... 🌹

Newestname002 · 04/05/2022 11:52

EsmaCannonball · 03/05/2022 20:14

The BBC love a bit of cross-promotion, which is why they've brought Gordon Ramsay into this series. They want to tempt us into watching that awful Apprentice-style show he does (which I only know about because it's featured on Gogglebox).

One can have a surfeit of Ramsay - that time is now... 🌹

Blueberrycreampie · 04/05/2022 15:24

I watched the first episode of his new series on BBC1 and it was dire (IMO). At least he won't be on the screen for too long, just long enough to remind us what a tit he is!