TENNIS THREAD- it's '"Bienvenidos a Miami"- and then onwards to the clay season (with hopefully no unwanted injuries ) Vamos!

[Raahh]

Bit of Will Smith there to start a new thread.

I wanted to put 'and no anti- vaxxers' but the title was long enough already .

Stef will be glad of a short match today.

Well done to Stef, much quicker match than I expected.

Green parachute?

Ok Stef.

Well done Ram & Salisbury. The Croatians will have been cheering them on

That umpire has been flat out.

Ah come on no Loco in Acapulco joke? Where's Robbie when you need him?

Holding Serena up as a paragon of good behaviour. Joke.

I am really pleased for Joe and Rajeev- they don't get nearly as much credit as other players- and Joe's the doubles number 1!
I didn't get to watch, I'm only just getting chance to switch on.

Serena hey.

Greg -never won a match at MC. At least he's honest.

I like ADF, he has a great sense of humour-
but still no mention of the socks!!

What's wrong with running over to his team?

They said they were going to talk about Tomas Berdych but they didn't! Just as well probably because it would include Djok and I don't want to hear it!

Jane no idea- I think he was making the point it was more the sort of reaction you'd have if it was the final- but given how ADF has played this week, and the results he's had- he had won his first Masters semi final. No wonder he was excited.

This is like a St. Patrick's Day parade

Oh- we've got anthems.

It's jaunty, this.

Stef's hair looks in such good condition

The Monaco flag is a bit boring. Anthem goes on a while for such a small place...

Weather looks lovely.

Charlene must be still locked up in the tower.

Make a picture. Ahh it's Rafaish.

He has always had good hair.

ADF's hair might be a greasy mess I can't remember seeing it down recently.

Poor Charlene.

I'm on sock-watch.

"On my yacht" oh I know the feeling

It's pissing down here.

Bet his yacht is smaller than Rafa's

It's not too bad here- but not nearly as nice as I thought it was going to be.