Last night was interesting
Selina’s cake was well fancy. And the flowers. I know it was her birthday but she deserved it regardless. The brownies were a nice touch too. I hope he has had a good word with himself. He is absolutely punching. She is gorgeous.
Hope she enjoyed her half pint of saliva. Nice he opened up to her. Enough for a bacsacancrac anyway.
Brent and Tamara have clearly not be living on cake and brownies. A good dollop of rocky road seems to be the order of the day.
He seems level headed. I thought she’d maybe been showing off on the wedding day and think that she’d looked by the job stuff. I hope so but he needs to stop bristling.
I’ve just been more affectionate to my tea in terms of lip action. I had my face eaten off by a robot pterodactyl last night and that had more pash.
I do like that he went to speak to her and that she explained herself. They both look proper miserable when they aren’t together. Although pushing away after the cuddle was a bit off.
Intimacy for Limbo Lil and Andrew is awkward. And forced. And false. Getting lost in her eyes my backside. He’s only doing it for another fumble.
She did well to find the ick with the prick. And glad she found the sarc for the narc. My tank would be empty too. And so would my flute be when it came to him. Another one who doesn’t want a pro rata pay day. 1% of me wanted to stay? Aye. 3 baw hairs and their crabs.
Ciao.
Dom needs to let the ex stuff go. She’s saying she isn’t jealous. She’s practically the colour of broccoli.
I’m not sure I could manage pole dancing. The nearest I get to poles is when I’m doing the washing.
Ella and Mitch are a rum pair. I think if you have had sex then a 5 minute make out shouldn’t have been dismissed so quickly. Although I do think he is right in that it is maybe a private thing. If it is a big deal in front of the crew, he should be doing it at bedtime/when they are alone. It doesn’t sound like he is.
He wants confidence, noise and foreplay in the bedroom? Or just a mirror? I’ve never dated anyone who sported a polo neck. I’m not that sure he rocked it.
Selin still makes me very uncomfortable. She is more Bec than Bec was. It wasn’t an intimate gaze. It was a who blinks first game.
He looked marvellous at cuddling. I might be biased. Did I say biased? I meant smitten.
Does she get more money if they live together? Wonder how they get a 2 bed flat….
And a spray tan?
I’d have been rolling him in Nutella. And Biscoff spread.
I don’t want to see Liv and Jackson flirting with the inner filthy selves. It’s be like watching your great aunt on the nest.
Who threw the drawers out of the bed? It wasn’t Al was it? 😮
I don’t think there is enough sage in the world to get shot of the narky narc.
And it is MAFS time and I’ve been called out. Baaaaaaaaaaatards.