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My Fake Baby...

285 replies

speak2deb · 02/01/2008 21:05

Has anyone else seen the trailers for this? I don't know whether I can bear to watch it or not. It looks sooooo wierd!!!!

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Bumblelion · 02/01/2008 23:01

Not perfect. Unreal!

Live in the real world. Lots of babies get damaged in transit (being born) but no parent (myself included) would send it back and ask for a perfect one.

For f*cks sake.

Saturn74 · 02/01/2008 23:01

Hmm.... bit worrying she can't spot the extremely leading questions from the documentary maker.

"So you can't bond with her if she's not perfect?"

Armchair psychology at its' best.

tangent · 02/01/2008 23:01

i could do with that car seat

Scramble · 02/01/2008 23:01

Aw no lovely young mum with lovely kids has doll in car too, at least she has the right seat.

thegrowlygus · 02/01/2008 23:02

Why do they put them in car seats? I guess they cost quite a lot of money.

Wouldn't you be afraid of staying at that guest house? The babies might all come alive and creep out of the baby room...

divamummy2 · 02/01/2008 23:02

its her kids playing with baby body parts and thats why its head cracked

JustMissyNow · 02/01/2008 23:02

oh bloody hell

JustMissyNow · 02/01/2008 23:02

on the web cam!!

Bluestocking · 02/01/2008 23:02

noooo! she wants to send a picture to the real Harry!

newyearfolly · 02/01/2008 23:02

NO,not the webcam,daughter will freak out!!!

Saturn74 · 02/01/2008 23:02

DH mentioned a resemblance to Chucky too.

controlfreakyhohohohohohoho · 02/01/2008 23:02

AAAAAGH

thegrowlygus · 02/01/2008 23:02

No Granny! NOOOOOOOO!

Scramble · 02/01/2008 23:02

Oh no Granny is going to e.mail real Harry a picture. No done the live video chat, sad sad sad.

colditz · 02/01/2008 23:03

You can tell someone's basic personality by what they chose to do with their fingernails. Mad Blond has was ever going to be a perfectionist. She buys cleaning wipes, has multitudes of stuffed toys, and has Pooh Bear nightwear. She thinks blow jobs are unhygienic. Her husband gets absolutely no say in what the bedroom looks like, and it looks like Lolita's Boudoir. She has cream carpets, cream curtains, and makes guests remove their shoes.

That dog wears tartan jackets, and 'undertands every word I say'.

JustMissyNow · 02/01/2008 23:03

the harry baby

shit get this woman help now

controlfreakyhohohohohohoho · 02/01/2008 23:03

"my new baby harry"
oh, how lovely granny....

Scramble · 02/01/2008 23:03

Oh yes you do real Harry!!!

pinkbubble · 02/01/2008 23:03

Well said Harry!

Bluestocking · 02/01/2008 23:03

LOL at Harry "it's a doll, you numbnut!"

Norfolkbumpkin · 02/01/2008 23:03

Kid has the right idea. Numbnut!!

thegrowlygus · 02/01/2008 23:03

Harry knows his stuff.

Nana you are a numbnut!

Classic.

corblimeymadam · 02/01/2008 23:03

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nutcracker · 02/01/2008 23:03

What did Harry say ?: I missed that bit.

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