Max has delivered the baby what a load of b*ll*cks!!!

[frostythesnowmum]

Wish my labour was all of 10 min with a lot of panting and no screaming

Hi Niecie, yes, it's probably plausible IRL but I was being cynical about EE using it as a daft way of indicating that All Is Not As It Appears...iyswim!
I dunno, I lose track really, can never work out if they are trying to be realistic or not!

Mind you Lauren is dark, and for all we know Tanya is too...

Sean's so hot.

He's tall and lanky and he's got that dirty smile and that dirty look about him, like he'd take you for a knee-trembler in an alley and you'd like it.

I hadn't thought it was part of some devious plot twist, Twinkly. Mind you I can't remember what the plot was 9 months ago so I'm no use.

Definitely agree that Sean is a dirty, dirty boy but he is a bit too mean and nasty for my taste. He needs to lighten up a bit (ha, like that's going to happen in Eastenders).

Do we know what happened to him in the army that made him so mean?

Surely Tanya is a bottle blonde? So her children probably would have darker hair. I would have thought that the red hair would have been more predomeniant aka Bradley "traffic light head" though.

Oh I think he is horrible. Ironic really, as here I sit with no partner while all you married wenches fancy Sean Slater!!!!

I thought I was getting it wrong, can someone explain please!

I don't like Sean as he'd take you for a knee-trembler then probably walk off without a second glance, coming back the next day for more. Bad boys don't really cut it for me .

Mind no one on EastEnders would really rock my boat .

I don't mind red/ginger hair so much but blonde, invisible eyelashes - No!

And you are right Sean is horrible but in an easy on the eye sort of a way. Nice to look at but not worth the effort really.

that labour had me in hysterics. her waters broke just like that then all of a sudden she was puffing and panting and then making ridiculous noises and out popped a baby that was mahoosive and atiny dab of blood on its head.

thats actually what happened to me tho, aside from the baby being clean

really?your waters broke and then all of a sudden you couldn't do anything but puff and pant and grunt? if so i take all those words back.

i can understand if they get broken for you cos i've heard that makes it really painful but everyone i've known who waters broke naturally did not all of a sudden get this urge to perform a comedy birth sketch

yes, honestly

with my first one, i woke up to go to the loo, had 2 huge contractions that floored me, got to the loo, waters broke and i was pushing

she was born 2hrs 20 mins from first contraction, but would have been quicker had she not decided to come out looking up instead of down

by the time the ambulance arrived about 20 mins later i was crowning, so she was delivered at home

it was the noises she was making that had me in hysterics. but if you made those same noises i suppose i shall have to take it back.

i have no idea as i didnt watch it, but i do remember being on all fours on my bed howling like a wolf at one point

howling and screaming is allowed. i can't remember what exactly i found so hysterical but something was!

when my waters broke i wasnlt in full blown labout straight away we had time to go to the hospital be sent home and go straight back again

she was very very clean though i think i had stuff all up my back