Masterchef The Professionals: Klaxons!!! The wait is over on Monday 8th November.

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Apologies if I've missed anyone off but come hither as the multitude of wood ants versed with shavings of hairy bitter cress awaits!

Christ that looks dry as a bone.

Blimey.

That dish looks horrid

Ooh that looked so promising and yummy

Ohhh dear

Oh dear. I thought he would do ok

Needs more coconut.

@littlbrowndog

I love tarragon as well

Strikes off the Christmas card list

Oh. I wanted him to do well, but raw meat isn't ideal.

Pudding looks pretty.

@fourquenelles

When I win the Euromillions I am having Mr Pertwee whispering sweet nothings (OK Masterchef menus) in my earhole of an evening.

Your millions will be well spent on Messrs Rayner and Pertwee

Sweet potato. My toddler spat it out tonight like it was poison she has never had before. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Maybe he's redeemed himself with pudding

Or maybe not lol

Ohhhh Marcus you're so grumpy

Struck of a card list 🤦‍♀️😢😢

Marcus just bitchplops all over the shop.

He's out. Marcus doesn't like it. Nor Monica. Shame - I liked him.

@littlbrowndog

Sweet potato. My toddler spat it out tonight like it was poison she has never had before. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

My little one loves sweet potato fries, have you tried in that form?

They must just be very picky as you don’t get to be a top chef in a hotel sending out shitty food

@littlbrowndog

Sweet potato. My toddler spat it out tonight like it was poison she has never had before. 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

My children are like that with butternut but they love sweet potato. It's called kumara in our house, which might help.

Forager wanker sadly seems to have done well.

This is the Marcus I love. He wasn't far off throwing that dessert against the wall.

Said it before but just give Gregg a bag of sugar. He's not sophisticated when it comes to puddings.

Fuck off Gregggg

Gregggg holds his fork like a toddler