Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Abi and Tez want Corey dead; does Leo want Daisy, or Jenny instead? And what the f**k is on Zeedan’s head?

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New ‘un.

Caahla Baahloh off to Baahli

Unfortunately the responses on social media seem positive

These people are fools

I think Jonny said whats-her-face was in Bali. His other daughter?

That was the biggest load of garbage I’ve ever seen last night. Shame on you Corrie

So glad it’s not just me who thinks recent episodes have been crap!

So obvious that Johnny is going to die so there will be no surprise there. 🙄

Jenny’s new boyfriend being talked about as if he’s Corrie’s answer to Brad Pitt - somebody needs a visit to Specsavers! (And I don’t even rate BP that much!)

Everything last night was just ridiculous apart from the lovely Aadi being treated like second best by Dev again. (Please let him be ok as I love Aadi.)

The Harvey scenes were like something out of a comic book!

Etc. Etc. Etc. 🙄🙄🙄

@SpindelWhorl

I think Jonny said whats-her-face was in Bali. His other daughter?

She is - but given that she went off travelling to see the world, is she really going to stay there long-term? Why, when Carla was trying to talk Johnny out if it, didn’t she say, ‘And what will you do if, a week after you move your entire life there, Kate decides she wants to go to Australia or South America instead?’?

Doesn’t Johnny have medical appointments for his MS? And won’t they increase as the illness progresses? Will he have free medical care in Indonesia?

Jenny will decide she loves him really, and hopefully Kate will go somewhere else so he won't need to go to Bali. The new man might drown, hes dull.

Also if you were mid twenties like Kate flitting round the world having a great time, would you really want your 65 year old dad rocking up to hang out with you?

For a visit yes but I don’t think you’d want him moving in!

Absolutely! If she was settled with children, having a grandparent around would be a bonus, but I can’t imagine any single woman of Kate’s age thinking ‘Yippee!’ in these circumstances.

@MrsRobbieHart

Doesn’t Johnny have medical appointments for his MS? And won’t they increase as the illness progresses? Will he have free medical care in Indonesia?

Couldn't he retire and live with Ken and Claudia, more realistic. His travel insurance would be astronomical

@MrsRobbieHart

Caahla Baahloh off to Baahli

Great alliteration there

I can't even remember Kate.

She was engaged to Rana eddie went off travelling after she was killed

Is sawphie with her? I think the barrister friend with asymmetric hair needs to return and untangle the current legal messes.

@eddiemairswife

I can't even remember Kate.

She was extremely irritating.

Paula! She’s wipe the floor with snivelling Imran. I’d love to see her put Sabeen back in her box too.

@SpindelWhorl

I think Jonny said whats-her-face was in Bali. His other daughter?

That’s just what you need isn’t it when you’re backpacking round the world on the trip of a lifetime - your ancient dad showing up to crash the party. Also, has he forgotten he has MS?

I do imagine the health insurance costs for pensioner ex-con Johnny with MS would be rather eye-watering.

I'd like to see a return of Detective Haircut for Halloween.

Is Corey's football career over due to the trauma to his bones of his rapid descent into Hades? A nasty sprain should do it, in Corrie world. They don't have effective physios, just a world-beating organ transplant centre next to the Red Rec. Then he can sue Abi for the £2.50 she has to her name amidst much gnashing of teeth.

(This thread is so much more entertaining that the actual programme. Sometimes I don't even need to watch it)

They had an excellent physio who fixed sawphie after a car accident, but then had a relationship with her and might have been sacked? Im sure Corey's dad can pay for private treatment.
They also need Wayne, the ex foster child of Roy who is a health and safety person to return. You can't be having a sink hole in a residential street for months on end. It's just not on.

Wasn't Sinead also in a wheelchair following a coach crash? She was only in it for about 5 minutes as I recall.

Yes she was. They should have a handsome physio in the health centre.

@eggandonion

Yes she was. They should have a handsome physio in the health centre.

The Wetherfield Physiotherapy Centre For Thwarted Football Players.

Dev or Aadi didn’t think to phone the emergency services as they’d surely have their mobile phones

He was waiting for Kev. The fourth emergency service 😂

I'll be annoyed if Aadinis killed off. He's a great actor and is just getting started.

Do we think Corey's football career will be over due to broken legs or back?