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Celebrity Masterchef 4: How do you know when your biscuit is done?... Chooooomeric.. And 1970s Brandy snaps.

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Pebbledashery · 02/09/2021 20:20

Here you go chaps.

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littlbrowndog · 03/09/2021 21:04

That poo explosion. Sorry.

Had that in car seat. Car nor seat ever same again

fourquenelles · 03/09/2021 21:04

KIck back if you can for 30 minutes Pebble and forget about the poonami. Those were the days!

GrouchyKiwi · 03/09/2021 21:04

Kadeena is brilliant. I'd love for her to win this.

EsmaCannonball · 03/09/2021 21:05

Oh no, a pressure cooker. The rack of lamb of kitchen equipment! Has she never seen this show?

Blueberrycreampie · 03/09/2021 21:05

A bowl of meat - that's ok isn't it? 🤔

Pebbledashery · 03/09/2021 21:05

God yeah thank god it wasn't the car seat..

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Halsall · 03/09/2021 21:05

Gregggg once again struggles with the radical concept of chocolate and orange together Hmm

squooshe · 03/09/2021 21:06

Gregg is dressed as a 1940s shop keeper. As if the 1940s weren't tough enough.

Pebbledashery · 03/09/2021 21:06

Yum to scallops.

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GrouchyKiwi · 03/09/2021 21:06

Gregg is such a knob.

Pebbledashery · 03/09/2021 21:06

Gregg looks like upholstery tonight

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fourquenelles · 03/09/2021 21:06

@Halsall

Gregggg once again struggles with the radical concept of chocolate and orange together Hmm
Has the fucker never heard of a Terry's chocolate orange?
littlbrowndog · 03/09/2021 21:06

Scallops black pudding sigh kefir yogurt which I like but sigh

Pebbledashery · 03/09/2021 21:07

Kafiyer????

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squooshe · 03/09/2021 21:07

You can see that my friend Gavin finds Gregg's 'NO MAD? NO MAD? NO MAD?' gags a bit tiresome.

Pebbledashery · 03/09/2021 21:07

Reality star... Aka.. No job.

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jay55 · 03/09/2021 21:08

They are really rewriting the history of Kem's shit dishes.

Ellenanora7 · 03/09/2021 21:08

Omg nappy explosions, I'd forgotten about them untill today, picked up my granddaughter as ds and dil are moving to new house so said I'd keep her busy, we were happily singing baby shark in the car when I heard this horrendous sound coming from her, got home and it was everywhere, I didn't know which way to pick her up, and the car seat was destroyed, you have my sympathy Pebble

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 03/09/2021 21:08

I think we should have had Kem's nan on instead. Grin

"Marinations" Hmm

Sunbird24 · 03/09/2021 21:08

Gah, I don’t know if I can even cope with half an hour of John/Greggggg/Kem tonight

RomainingCalm · 03/09/2021 21:09

@squooshe

Why has veganism ruined veggie food? Is it because all the veggie/vegan options are now a cheese free zone?

That's my opinion Squooshe. I like cheese (and eggs and cream).

I don't necessarily want a vegan version but some lazy restaurants seem to assume that a vegan option is now a 'catch all' for anyone - particularly if they can make it Gluten Free as well and tick all of the 'special diet' boxes with one dish.

EsmaCannonball · 03/09/2021 21:09

Yes, lamb! The meat of doom!

Blueberrycreampie · 03/09/2021 21:09

None of these are floating my 🚤!

Pebbledashery · 03/09/2021 21:09

@Ellenanora7

Omg nappy explosions, I'd forgotten about them untill today, picked up my granddaughter as ds and dil are moving to new house so said I'd keep her busy, we were happily singing baby shark in the car when I heard this horrendous sound coming from her, got home and it was everywhere, I didn't know which way to pick her up, and the car seat was destroyed, you have my sympathy Pebble
Oh god... That is horrendous.. Poor baby and poor car seat!
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Ellenanora7 · 03/09/2021 21:09

@littlbrowndog

That poo explosion. Sorry.

Had that in car seat. Car nor seat ever same again

Didn't see your post but yep it won't be the same again 😊