Celebrity Masterchef 3: That chicken is still squawking.... Dehydrated people and no more block teeth please!

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go all.

How has Joe got kids with different women? He just looks dirty!

Wednesday?! That's a long wait.

Have lovely weekends, all.

Raging he went through, he shouldn't have been kept in over Melissa anyway

Not impressed at all

See you next week all the same 😄

Have a good weekend everyone

See you next week all

Oops, appear to have accidentally eaten an entire bag of drumstick squashies during that! 🤦‍♀️
Fingers crossed for a good bunch next week, my waistline can’t handle another ‘zany’…

Noooo we have to wait til Wednesday 😳

See you next week!

Evening all. I heart Dion, can I have him for Christmas please.

Ok, here’s a theoretical question. You are in a hot air balloon. It is sinking rapidly towards a vast empty desert. If you dispose of one passenger you will survive but you will have to spend the next 24 hours alone in the basket with the survivor. (Clearly you will stay as it’s your balloon) . So you have to decide who will live, or who will die. Who do you choose?

Joe Swash or Sue Pollock.

Before you ask Gregggg was dumped several hours ago.

Arrgghhh Viques thanks for the nightmare 😂

Arrgghhh Viques thanks for the nightmare 😂

I'd keep Sue. We could have a singalong.

And I really really don't like Joe.

I'd keep Su in a heartbeat too. I've got three small, loud children. I can turn off my ears.

I think I’d jump myself TBH given that choice.

I would risk 24 hours with Pollard because at least she isn't nasty. Just really, really bloody annoying.

I would jump. Take my chance with the sharks

Wouldn’t want to be convicted for a double murder

But might do the crime before I jumped

Omg it’s a desert

Oh well

Joe goes over the side, no question.

Dear oh dear oh dear. What a semi-final in prospect.

Joe might survive ok in a desert, given that he’s already desiccated dehydrated

Su.

Joe would sneer while pushing you out and then say "It's only banter!"

Definitely keep Sue in the basket. As annoying as Sue is I could put up with her over Joe any day of the week.

How on earth did Toad in the Hole and cake - blooming cake bake it through on MasterChef !!!

Next year if you can scoop the baked beans artfully onto a piece of toast you will be through

I wonder if Stacey Solomon is happy? I feel sorry for her now.

Joe would be like one of those air plants that you don't need to feed. He'd just live on forever in the desert, desiccating and winking madly.

Judging by Joe's performance on MasterChef and the fact the other celebs seem fed up with his banter I feel very sorry for Stacey!