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Cbeebies Babes

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BigGayDad · 07/11/2004 22:33

The only telebabes I ever see now are on cbeebies!! Anybody got any particular favourites?
Personnally I think the new presenter on Tikkabila, Vijay is, as Big Cook Ben might say, "Hot,hot,hot!" My all time favuorite however is the librarian on Story Makers. She 's really got something about her. The big disadvantage though is that like Princess Fiona in Shrek, when it gets dark she turns into a stange green creature!!

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janeybops · 12/11/2004 20:36

All this talk of fanciable blokes got me thinking. So dd had Nick Juniors on for a change today.
That guy from Blues Clues looks familiar but can't think where from. Brookie?

The The Wiggles came on!? Has anyone else seen this? It was a first for me... Very odd programme with 4 guys who seemed to wiggle (dance) a lot.

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BigGayDad · 12/11/2004 20:58

I'm getting more and more interested in Nicole and her bouncy friends, I'll investigate this weekend!! Thanks Wiggie and CT

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coppertop · 12/11/2004 20:59

See! You get all kinds of help and advice on mumsnet!

WigandRobe · 12/11/2004 21:04

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BigGayDad · 12/11/2004 21:12

It gets better!!

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coppertop · 13/11/2004 16:22

Only 40 minutes till Nicole's hour, BGD!

WigandRobe · 13/11/2004 16:31

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coppertop · 13/11/2004 16:38

LOL at "Mr Floppy"!

No it'll be something like:

BGD: Tell you what, love. I'll look after the kids while you nip upstairs and get some cleaning done.

Mrs BGD: (after recovering from her fainting fit) It's at times like this that I remember why I married you, dear.

BGD flicks TV over to CBeebies in a bid to find out if Nicole really does have bouncy friends.

WigandRobe · 13/11/2004 16:48

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BigGayDad · 13/11/2004 20:58

So did I!! Unfortunately Mrs BGD wanted to go out Christmas shopping and I couldn't think of an excuse not to!! so bugger I missed it. Mr Floppy will just have to be a bit more patient!! Maybe next time I'll set the video

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coppertop · 13/11/2004 21:41

I can just picture that particular scene too!

Mrs BGD holds up an unlabelled video tape with suspicion.

Mrs BGD: So what's this then?

BGD: (blushing slightly) Erm...nothing.

Mrs BGD: It's one of those videos isn't it? You've brought this filth into our house where the children could find it!

BGD: Well it's got a bouncing woman who also gets down on all fours but it's not what you think!

Mrs BGD: I WANT A DIVORCE!

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BigGayDad · 13/11/2004 22:01

Deffo PSML at that one!!

By the way are you called Coppertop because you are like duracel and last ten times longer than normal mumsnetters!!

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coppertop · 13/11/2004 22:19

I don't know about lasting 10 times longer than other mumsnetters (and forget those smutty thoughts about Duracell bunnies!) but I did use to have a very coppery top.

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BigGayDad · 13/11/2004 23:51

I had no smutty thoughts about Duracell bunnies until you put them there CT. Unfortunately now they are wizzing round in my head. My you've a lot to answer for!!

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WigandRobe · 14/11/2004 15:38

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BigGayDad · 14/11/2004 17:38

Yeah Wigan, and mine's like a sewer, or you would think that reading this thread!! And seeing as this was the first thread I ever contributed to on mn and first impressions last, I'm up creak and haven't even got a canoe

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coppertop · 14/11/2004 18:05

Get Mrs BGD on here (if she's not already) and we'll do our best to fill her head with smut too. You'll soon be living in Smut Towers and loving every minute of it (fnarr!).

So, did you finally get to see Nicole jiggling about?

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BigGayDad · 14/11/2004 18:25

Walked into room at about 5.30 said to dd2 do you want cbeebies on and Mrs BGD said to her "Your Dad always puts the telly on, I don't think he could bare to go without it on". I couldn't turn it on then. I think she knows something!! Maybe she's a secret mn member and is keeping an eye on me!!
Ah well, myself and Mr Floppy will have to wait another week.

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coppertop · 14/11/2004 19:35

I really like the sound of Mrs BGD!

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BigGayDad · 14/11/2004 22:09

You don't have to listen to her all the time!!

Sorry, if I say things like that she'll start to sound like 'er indoors or Mrs Mainwaring or some other comedy wife, when actually she's a very wonderful person, who maybe knows a bit too much...at least more than she's letting on.

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BigGayDad · 14/11/2004 22:19

Anyway, enough of Mrs BGD, let's begin the countdown to Nicole and her jiggle!

5 days 18 hours 32 minutes and counting.

I won't miss it this time.

Pity there isn't a smiley with anticipation on its face, or maybe one with its tongue hanging out!

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BigGayDad · 14/11/2004 22:22

Oh and Wiggie, do you wear the wig and robe when giving out 6 of the best?

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coppertop · 14/11/2004 23:26

You missed the rude tongue-hanging-out-of-mouth smiley by a few short weeks. People asked to have it changed back to this because it looked so pervy. Of course we still have the blow-up doll lookalike smiley here !

I bet that next weekend Mrs BGD will have found some jobs for you to do which clash with Nicole-ogling.

Gobbledigook · 14/11/2004 23:34

You flirty lot!!

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BigGayDad · 15/11/2004 07:05

You own 3 blow up dolls then do you Ms diGook? or are those smileys just aspirational!!

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