Love Island 2021 Thread 3

[ElderMillennial]

Is there a thread? I can't find it

(Watching late due to football!)

Brad and lucinda look like each other.

I’m getting a bit of a Gigi Hadid vibe from Lucinda. Very round faced and pretty in a doll-ish way.

@SeeYouInFive

It’s so interesting what people find attractive isn’t it? I guess that’s why it takes different strokes and all that. Brad gives me the ick. He’s too perfect. Like a Ken doll or something. Maybe it’s because I’m old and been round the block a few times, but in my experience men who are as good looking as that are often really crap and lazy in bed.

In fact, I think that’s it for me: none of the lads look like they know how to fuck properly. They all look like they’d be pube-less jackhammers in the sack.

It’s the brilliant blue eyes for me. He looks like a Siamese kitten

Brad doesnt want to lead anyone on?... errrrrrrr ookaaay

Aye right Brad!

Why is Rachel crying? I don't get it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Urgh Jake 🤢

Chloe voice is so bloody grating! Toby is a dick, Kaz deserves do much better. Rachel stop fucking crying, you have been in there 5 mins!!

I thought jake would be more interested in Lucinda! Than Millie so I’m quite surprised there

Imagine if you had a burst water pipe and Jake pitched up

Not sure if I would be offering him all of the tea and naice biscuits or be like nah mate and survive without water

@Heathrug

I think people are annoyed with Aaron as he’s mentioned Sharon is “too ambitious” then the kids situation. He sounds likes he wants a 1950s housewife.

That's his choice ffs. I'm sure there are women out there who want that too.

Wow it's still so fake.

Seems so quiet in there. I wanna see the group chats. Wheres the excitement.

"The wool to be pulled from under my eyes" 🤣🤣🤣

"Heathrug
I think people are annoyed with Aaron as he’s mentioned Sharon is “too ambitious” then the kids situation. He sounds likes he wants a 1950s housewife."*
That's his choice ffs. I'm sure there are women out there who want that too*

Surely there's enough threads on the subject on MN to back that up

I think it’s all starting to get interesting now.

@GrealishHairband

I think it’s all starting to get interesting now.

Definitely

There's some actual grafting and cliched sayings being bandied about now

@AngeloMysterioso

I’m getting a bit of a Gigi Hadid vibe from Lucinda. Very round faced and pretty in a doll-ish way.

Think she looked about 14 in the diary room.

@GrealishHairband

It's about bloody time 😁

Chloe breaking the golden Love Island rule. You're supposed to pull the girl/boy coupled up with the one you like for a chat before cracking on. Or at least there's been plenty of kicking off in the past when that hasn't happened.

But fair play, Chloe is playing the game and Toby has never made a secret of the fact he's not really feeling it with Kaz.

Am I the only one who finds stuff like these challenges degrading?

Why arent the boys getting hard ons with this game?

Wow Kaz killed that challenge! She has so much charisma but gets so little screen time

Wish we could just skip this crap. I'm a hypocrite though because when the boys were bond I found it funny. 😂

@Jellykat

Why arent the boys getting hard ons with this game?

I'm not sure Jake only had a cucumber down there

AngeloMysterioso yeah I'm thinking that women's Lib has gone back 50 years with this challenge too

Faye is not sexy.

Chloe you are not sorry!

I really hope someone picks hugo