This is my house

[Toughie]

I thought Fern 2 before they even opened their mouths.
Anyone else watching?

Watching with my mouth open.

WTF is this.

I find it so weird how they are all lying to each other.

I am! Reckon it's either Fern 2 or Fern 4

Fern 1 is a right cow

I really hope it's not fern 1...

Yes weird concept. I thought it might be intriguing but just odd. 3 people obviously wanna-be actors plus the real owner finding it all rather strange.

I only switched on because of Bill Bailey. Bet he’s regretting this bollocks.

Thank goodness someone else is watching this !!

Come on Bill - you're better than this!

‘Mark’ is so not gay.

Fern 3 is my bet

@Toughie

‘Mark’ is so not gay.

Was going to say my gaydar isn't flashing over Mark

I'm SO GLAD there's a thread. This is the oddest thing. It's probably shit, bit could be genius.

Fern 1 is a good characterisation but is not real. Prob not American.
Fern 2 is the one, obvs. And the thing about 1st date sounded plausible.
Fern 3 is not as good actress as she thinks. Is really glamorous in real life. Is delude if she thinks that a Kent pub manager could afford that house.
Fern 4 is genius and a better actor. Looks familiar. I could believe that the house is 2 gay men and kids sometimes. But it isnt him.

I thought it was going to be which celebrity owned the house, not 4 randoms

Well I was wrong

3 looked at 2 when she was chucked out.

She reminds me of Katie Holmes.

I've got sucked into watching this and now need to see the end. Damm it!
I think fern 4 although fern 2 fits the house too.
I thought it was going to be like a programme I watched years ago which I think is "may the best house win " which was a lovely little programme and you could have a good nosy in someones house.
And thought they'd be asked to cook or find things in the house etc

What's with the random "welcome to my house" music every 2 mins

Which channel? Sounds bonkers!

Haha this is so weird isn’t it? Not your normal BBC1 9pm programme. DH just said he thinks it’s the worst thing he’s ever seen 😂

@PolarnOPirate

Which channel? Sounds bonkers!

BBC1!

BBC1.
This won’t go to series 2.

It will probably end up being 1

Obv

I won’t be watching this again! What’s load of crap.

Of course it fucking was. We could guess that without anyone speaking.