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KLAXON Mastercheffians Assemble! KLAXON

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fourquenelles · 19/02/2021 19:36

1 March new series

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Blueberrycreampie · 05/03/2021 20:14

Has John washed his hair in the last month?

jay55 · 05/03/2021 20:14

It's pudding John, it's meant to be sweet. None of us wants to see mushrooms for dessert again or sugar or seaweed.

Sunbird24 · 05/03/2021 20:14

Evening!
John’s wardrobe goes with Tom’s hair...

Pebbledashery · 05/03/2021 20:14

My pudding tonight was a lonely yoghurt :(

jay55 · 05/03/2021 20:14

*slugs not sugar.

Halsall · 05/03/2021 20:14

I'd forgotten about the mushroom pudding 🤮

Pebbledashery · 05/03/2021 20:15

Limahl is being a bit exotic

killickthere · 05/03/2021 20:15

I have joyful tidings - for me. Found a lonely old Guuui yoghurt ice cream in the freezer drawer. Mmmm. Definitely recommend them

ilovesooty · 05/03/2021 20:15

I don't want to remember the mushroom pudding.

Pebbledashery · 05/03/2021 20:16

Sunday is my binge day.. I will eat all the puddings then

killickthere · 05/03/2021 20:16

Good god John looks a state.

Pebbledashery · 05/03/2021 20:16

Mushroom pudding shudders

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 05/03/2021 20:16

He certainly isn’t too shy when it comes to flavours pebbledashery

jay55 · 05/03/2021 20:16

I'm still nibbling on my crispy lamb from the Chinese (fat cooked properly).

ilovesooty · 05/03/2021 20:16

Shut up Greggg

RomainingCalm · 05/03/2021 20:17

Oh please... not another sticky toffee pudding.

I want a ginger sponge please.

Pebbledashery · 05/03/2021 20:17

There's no room for miso in my sticky toffee.

Halsall · 05/03/2021 20:17

WTF? Three sticky toffee puddings?

(Dare I confess I don't really like sticky toffee pudding? It's just too sweet)

Pebbledashery · 05/03/2021 20:18

Would've thought she'd make a trifle as it's more assemblage which is Laura's style

Pebbledashery · 05/03/2021 20:18

@halsall get out >>>>

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 05/03/2021 20:18

Miso?

Pudding?

No. Thank. You.

killickthere · 05/03/2021 20:18

Laura's gonna kill a pudding

Sunbird24 · 05/03/2021 20:19

It was Steph doing assemblage wasn’t it? (Tuna tartare?)

Pebbledashery · 05/03/2021 20:19

That's it. Steph not Laura 🤣

SheldonesqueIsUnwell · 05/03/2021 20:19

Thank Christ. Crumble.