Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will this do?

And the dinner party.

And only now do the ixperts pop back at Mike. And when the fecker is absolutely right and in no way wrong as well.

And instaj apologised not for what she said but how she said it.

Marfa is a cahnt but sorry, she might have a spoon in the shitpot but the pot is exclusively instaJ’s. And so is the shit.

And Mattyanbun is totally foof struck.
Jeez.

I’ll not lie. This has made me properly cross.

And if I were Heidi I’d be bloody proud of Mike calling her out.

Insta darts her eyes around the room like one of them bug eyed lizards. Always watching, always lugging in, always speaking shite.

Which makes a change from the hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil pobposse.

I’d almost welcome them commenting in the same whiny bleat.

I say almost.

I’d rather poke my eardrums out with a sharp stick and fill the canals in with polyfilla.

Jules was right re this ixperiment. There is a world of difference between the women and the girls in here.

And I for one am sick ruddy fed up of the like silly like little like girls.

And the honest, here for love, pigsaaaarse-faced blokes.

Who speak bull shit.

But I’ll give them their dues. Insta and Thighface are well suited. Until he gets his fill of NatKing.

Suited then booted I reckon.

How many times in one sentence does Jess say like? It’s almost every other word. Martha is nearly as bad.

If I was Ning I’d be doubting Mark to be honest, if someone had told lies like that about me, I’d be clearly asking why and saying it’s completely false. I wonder if he said something along the lines of what Jess said, probably a milder version but still.

I saw a spoiler for season 7 and it looks even more over the top. Apparently a UK version is coming to E4 that’s going to emulate the Australian version of drama and ‘love island type contestants’
It’s not a social science study anymore, it’s gone really tacky and fake. I’m disappointed

I’m sure this has already been mentioned but I’m new to the thread (and it’s 29 pages!!)

Jess effectively broke up Nick and Cyrell with her rumours. They were doing so well until Jess ignited that insecurity in Cyrell and then backtracked before making her move on Nick. I’m so angry at how she’s been able to do this and make Cyrell look demented. She was completely gaslighted and this marked the beginning of the end for her an Nick.

With that, and the outright abuse that Billy had to endure, I’m really unimpressed with the “experts” this year.

@doghairismyglitter

If I was Ning I’d be doubting Mark to be honest, if someone had told lies like that about me, I’d be clearly asking why and saying it’s completely false. I wonder if he said something along the lines of what Jess said, probably a milder version but still.

I saw a spoiler for season 7 and it looks even more over the top. Apparently a UK version is coming to E4 that’s going to emulate the Australian version of drama and ‘love island type contestants’
It’s not a social science study anymore, it’s gone really tacky and fake. I’m disappointed

Thate exciting!! I thought the UK one was shit in comparison. The aus format is much better

Also, is Martha’s announcement of “nearly loving” Michael completely fake? She could just draw a face on a cushion and get the exact same relationship.

I’ve had some absolutely horrendous lies told about me by a bully colleague.

There comes a time when you are considered to protest too much. 😢

He hates confrontation by the look of it and knows she is a mouthy gobshite. He maybe felt he couldn’t take her on.

Abs insta knew it. She could’ve dragged Micko into it too but didn’t. Why?

Probably because it is all shite and Micko would have confirmed it.

It is absolutely awful that they are straying into soap opera territory.

I’m not only disappointed but absolutely fecked off with it all.

She could just draw a face on a cushion and get the exact same relationship.

And he would have been a million times better off if he’d drawn a face on a cushion and not bothered with this ixperiment I’ll bet.

Martha knows exactly what she's doing. I wouldn't be surprised if he wipes her arse too!

I have an alternative theory! Ning couldn't face getting jiggy with Mark so got Jess to announce on camera that he said he wants to shag "bitches" thereby giving her a get out of jail card!

I wouldn't be surprised if he wipes her arse too!

At least he’ll be able to draw a perfect circle round it with lip liner ⭕️

And what was the heck with Nings hair???
Was she told it was an 80s night??
Poor Mark. She obvs doesn't fancy him and hasnt got the guts to tell him.

Mick’s sister seems lovely.

Ning’s red dress on the girl’s night out is lovely.

Oh Jess you are horrible.

I do like Mike, I do think his intentions are honourable.

I do hate the fact Jess is pretending she doesn’t want drama!

I felt Mark should have confronted Jess in front of the group. Mike was right to want to defend Mark but sadly I think Mark was a bit ‘emasculated’ by Mike taking charge.

I hated Dan being all sad that Jess was being spoken to when Jess creates all these situations.

@Bettina500

They let a couple swap on a previous series. I reckon they'll let them stay, let's face it if Jess and Dan go then the ones left won't be worth watching.

I'm really confused over what happened tonight. Ning and Mark didn't pull Jess up on what was said. Mark didn't deny it to Jess's face. Mick didn't deny it. Ning didn't get answers if he actually said it, or words to that effect. They all skirted around it then accepted Jess's lame apology.
As annoying as Mike is, at least he had the backbone to speak up and tried to get some answers.

I find it really confusing too. Jess gets away with murder.

I really love how Mike totally gave Jess what she deserved but not in an aggressive or nasty way. Heidi should have been proud of him

"And only now do the ixperts pop back at Mike. And when the fecker is absolutely right and in no way wrong as well."

Indeed.

AllTheUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken "Jess effectively broke up Nick and Cyrell with her rumours." Maybe, but I think cyclone Cyrell would have pushed Nic away at any time in the future anyway.

@AllTheUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken

Also, is Martha’s announcement of “nearly loving” Michael completely fake? She could just draw a face on a cushion and get the exact same relationship.

I think Michael is one of those men who is so incredibly blinded by a botoxed face that he'd go along with anyone he thought was pretty. Martha is a total bitch and I don't understand how he otherwise doesn't see it. He's a bit Tim Nice But Dim isn't he

Bettina500

"They let a couple swap on a previous series." Did they, was that Andrew and Cheryl? They were allowed to stay on because Andrew's 'wife' ran off on the wedding day and Cheryl's 'husband' was texting another person. So it wasn't those two who were cheating. I think that 'allowance' was a bit more acceptable.

Having said that I am watching Married at First Sight New Zealand and wanting two of the couples to swap!!!

Oh they had better not let the cheating sods stay Bettina

That just says that cheating is fine, hurting people is fine and that being an absolute arsehole should be rewarded.

Not in my world. It was different last series. They deserved a shot.

This sorry pair do not.

I hope Mike tears an absolute strip off the pair of them at the c ceremony. Heidi can sit there with a tight little anus mouth all she likes but he’d be right.

Mike grips me a bit. I think he has been a bit inconsiderate to Heidi. But I’ll give him his dues. He sees an arsehole or arsehole behaviour and he won’t be mute. I like that in a person.

And yes. Je suis une hypocrite. And yes. My opinion has changed/ softened on Mike.

But I bloody love that he piped up and if I were Heidi I’d be super proud of his piping.

I think Heidi had a 🤯 moment when she heard how Mike was speaking to JessiKa and realised that’s exactly how he speaks to her and how it sounded. Sometimes observing something rather than actually being in the middle of it can help you see it through a whole new lens! I hate that the ixperts are calling out Mike’s behaviour now, when they’ve effectively given him a green card all the way through with Heidi. That being said, what he said about JessiKa was all true!

I thought Mark behaved quite oddly. It all seemed so muted. He looked really uncomfortable the whole episode. I think he’s checking out. Perhaps because Ning initially believed what JessiKa said?

The ixperts are shite (professional opinion). I reckon they’re going to allow the wife swap.

Martha is full of shit. I think she’s realised the whole illicit affair thing is going to get loads of screen time/media coverage and that’s why she’s so over-involved. I quite liked her at the beginning too, but nah...unpleasant and fake.

Martha has been a validator and an enabler to all the crap with Ines and the crap with Jess. I really wonder if it would have panned out this way without her effectively egging them on.

The couple in a previous series weren’t cheating so allowing them to stay and try did seem fair.

The guys wife ditched him on the wedding night and I’m sure the ladies husband ended up doing something as well which then meant they were both effectively single. This was quite near the start as well

If they allow Jess to stay this evening then I will be so pissed off. There must only be a week or two left surely?
You behave that way do it in your own time so to speak.

I really dislike the way Martha is changing Michaels appearance (and making him look worse for it) Even when she pays him a compliment it comes across so patronising. She makes it really obvious she thinks he’s got so lucky to have her. Can’t believe she’s 30! She comes across as so immature.

I hated Michaels hair straight - looked ridiculous! He’s a bit of a surfer dude type and she’s turning him into a male Martha clone 😆

The ixperts are shite (professional opinion). I reckon they’re going to allow the wife swap.

I don't imagine the ixperts have any say in it, despite what they pretend - whatever happens will be dictated by the producers, who seem to be determined to keep Jess in no matter what.

There arent spoilers, but an insight into how managed the cast might be.