Masterchef the Professionals, #4: Me an' Actor heading straight through to the finals.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Who will go through to finals week? Will we have to find new favourites? What will they do instead of the Wanky Restaurant Holiday? All will be revealed.

Santosh is adorable. He can’t lose to Jonno. I can’t be held responsible for smashing my tv screen if that happens

@RomaineCalm

Baumkuchen sounds like it's lining itself up to be one of the technical challenges for next year's GBBO.

I think they did it four years ago, technical challenge. To the considerable dismay of the contestants. Except I think it was going round a spit or something. Could be I dreamed that.

Just you Greg just you

@RomaineCalm

Baumkuchen sounds like it's lining itself up to be one of the technical challenges for next year's GBBO.

I thought that . . .

No just you Gregg on Dave's punchbag

Iceland have Black Forest ice cream at the moment.

Why deconstruct a perfectly good dessert.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

I reckon Johno fancies himself as the next Heston.

And the first Heston was shite.

Rimaine I think they did do it on GBBO, iirc

Ah, that must be why I thought I'd heard of it. Clearly I'm not as original as I'd hoped.

SchadenfreudePersonified my local (Halal) egg free cake shop does the most amazing slices of Black Forest gateaux (or a whole cake if you feel up to it)

Romaine obvs. Autocorrect!

@RomaineCalm

Baumkuchen sounds like it's lining itself up to be one of the technical challenges for next year's GBBO.

They've done it already, I think, or at least something similar

Dave's glaze looks lumpy

Bloody flowers everywhere

I must ask Mr Schaden to fit a liquid nitrogen thingy in the kitchen.

I don't know how I've managed without one all these years

Nasturtium leaves. Tick.

Chocolate soil.... Sigh.

Waitrose do a frozen Black Forest gateau. Can't remember who is heading there this week...

That explains it, Blueberry.

Jonnos face annoys me.
I’ll be driving past his restaurant tomorrow, I’ll shoot it a shitty look.
He’s all over our local Facebook page being smug about himself.

Got to say I’d rather just have a Sara Lee

@fourquenelles

SchadenfreudePersonified my local (Halal) egg free cake shop does the most amazing slices of Black Forest gateaux (or a whole cake if you feel up to it)

Are you anywhere near Gateshead four?

Naughty Alex, I spy nasturtium leaves.

Agree Jamie. All smoke and mirrors.
Oh no what happened?
That looks lovely but minus points for fucking marzipan.

Alex is auditioning for GBM with that prop. The sponge looks so neat.