Masterchef The Professionals, Thread 2: No bone marrow here, chef.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Quickly whacking this up.

Oh I missed tonight's. Will have to watch tomorrow. Did I miss anything good??

Greggg's a patronising twat (and I rarely spell that without the asterisk, so it shows how contemptuous I am)

What a shocking round. Poor chap.

We haven’t had an extended MC metaphor for ages.
Where the fuck has Scott cooked, pancakes were rank, lamb was shite and that pudding!

God this is awful.

Sacré bleu, un reprieve pour Guillaume est on les cards

Well Scott has saved the sexy voiced one.
The missing chef must have had a hellish day if they lost their shit.

Maybe the other contestant punched Marcus for his criticism of Scott

@ILoveYou3000

I refuse to believe something so prosaic.

I did see another that said Gregg ate them.

That's more like it!

I’m going to guess they did something unmentionable with a chicken carcass and some lard.

Bless Marcus trying to cheer him up

They all seem a bit wobbly

Good lad Marcus, that was nice of you to throw him a bone

@fourquenelles

Do you think it was Potterhead OhWhat? Doing it for the Mastercheffian mumsnet crew?

I did wonder as she’s remarkably absent.

I wonder who will go through. What a tough decision. Etc etc etc.

Gregggg's pronunciation of Guillaume is seriously enraging me (to be fair, there are other things too)

@Halsall

Sacré bleu, un reprieve pour Guillaume est on les cards

C'est vrai, ma chére, c'est vrai j'espére.

Poor Scott can't have wanted to come out again.

Guillaume through for me, just to hear him say Biskweets again

Quelle surprise. Non.

Thanks for the company.

Great British menu is back next week too.

I spy more hideously uncooked lamb for tomorrow

I love how they say "I'd eat the whole bowl" like it's some kind of miraculous sign of incredible cookery. Like, yes, that is what you are supposed to do with food.

I will be muttering “bees quits” to myself for the next three days

Thanks everyone. See you on Thursday.