Masterchef The Professionals, Thread 2: No bone marrow here, chef.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Quickly whacking this up.

grouch would that cousin be early 50s and single? My man-with-hand-down-pants was only taken on on a return basis...

Kumquat is a terrible name for anything.

@GrouchyKiwi who is favourite tonight please? Don’t want to accidentally upset the delicate spiritual balance!

Prawn Ceviche looks distinctly unappetising.

Or just a simple tarte au citron...

Someone should've done a lemon posset

They have all gone down the same route. Fish and citrus, chicken and citrus. Meh

@HMSSophie

grouch would that cousin be early 50s and single? My man-with-hand-down-pants was only taken on on a return basis...

No such luck, Soph. He's about 25. (I used to know all of my 41 first-cousins' birthdays but those days are gone.)

Whoops, I think Marcus sneaked in a 'celery-ack' just then....

[sobs]

[quote Sunbird24]@GrouchyKiwi who is favourite tonight please? Don’t want to accidentally upset the delicate spiritual balance![/quote]
Might be Guillaume. I am not swayed by shaved heads.

Oh a bit of craziness Guillaume. Yes please

41 first cousins, blimey, I have 4.

If Marcus gets bored of being a chef he'd always have a part in Passion of the Christ on Broadway.

Jaaaaay

Luke is rocking the Henry Eighth loom

Yay Tracy too!

Look. Look. Fgs

Here’s the hespi!

Bone marrow...

@TheDogsMother

Sussex Pond Pudding. That's what they should have done

You read my mind . . . .

Welcome back hispi, my old friend. We've missed you.

Oh I knew someone had to throw a bone marrow in there 🙄

Halsall burned hispi feels a welcome relief from all the cauliflower and carrots.

I love Tracy.

Aaron's food sounds good.