Masterchef The Professionals, Thread 2: No bone marrow here, chef.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Quickly whacking this up.

I like Luke, too - seems such a nice lad.

Who is that?

I'm watching on catchup, slightly behind you all

It would be like wrapping a brick in Christmas paper.

pebble it's a hard choice to be fair!

Jay just looks like he can take care of business.

I really like Sheffield Luke.

[quote Pebbledashery]@TheDogsMother would you like Gregg if he had that accent??[/quote]
My dh HAS that accent.
Can’t fucking cook though.

@TheDogsMother I don’t get the Jay thing either but that’s ok. Shorter queue for Marcus!

Can't say I've ever eaten a salsify

Hopefully nobody tasting these grapefruit-juice-laced dishes is taking statins

Burhan is so zen it freaks me out.

We had Moroccan chicken with preserved lemon this evening, presciently on point [smug]

@Pebbledashery it would make him a little more bearable but still not enough I'm afraid.

TheDogs Jay is a big bear with a brain and in my dreams he is very very very dirty

I hope they don't keep showing that dish with the massive fat layer, it puts me off every time.

DC: "I'd just make a marmalade sandwich and be done with it".

Possibly not a chef in the making.

Why isn't anyone doing a duck a l'orange??

Gillaume is from France? I'd never have guessed it from his accent.

@TheDogsMother

I'm preparing to be shot down big style but I don't really get the Jay thing. Is he an Adonis ?

He loves food, sticks up for proper food and writes about it beautifully as a restaurant in the guardian. He likes honest food, if ant marrow man had been on this week he would have had a pan of boiling water poured down his nest.

Guilliaume is a bit beautiful.

Fourq - Jay's audiobooks are great - just the thing to fall asleep to.

I like all four of these. I'd like to see them stuck into a vegetarian "plate" tho

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow If my DH sounded like that I wouldn't care if he couldn't cook. Mine can't cook and doesn't sound like that either 😂

I’d always go for the duck a l’orange to be fair 😳

@TheDogsMother 😂😂😂😂