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Masterchef the Professionals

999 replies

MyfanwyMontez · 04/11/2020 18:49

Tues 9.00 , just saying.

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jay55 · 18/11/2020 21:34

Has this chap been travelling with his fiancé? Is he going to tell us again and again?

Sunbird24 · 18/11/2020 21:34

Once you’re all done with him he can come to me for some sleep, I just need someone to cuddle at the mo

GrouchyKiwi · 18/11/2020 21:35

Nasturtium syrup with dessert. Have we seen that before?

TheDogsMother · 18/11/2020 21:35

Ross's dishes sound good but blimey Gregg is being a knob this evening

fourquenelles · 18/11/2020 21:35

Is Gregggggg being particularly shouty tonight or is my tolerance getting less and less?

Wolfcub · 18/11/2020 21:35

Agree Gregg is at peak tell

Wolfcub · 18/11/2020 21:36

Yell

GrouchyKiwi · 18/11/2020 21:36

I don't like it when they tell us they're creative. We end up with fecking ants and hay.

fourquenelles · 18/11/2020 21:36

Glad its not just me that thinks he is overbearing (even more so) tonight

HMSSophie · 18/11/2020 21:36

I don't think Marcus cuddles. Sorry. Now Geoff would cuddle anyone he can catch

RomaineCalm · 18/11/2020 21:36

He does seem to be very very loud Fourq. I keeping shouting 'use your indoor voice' at the tv.

Low tolerance here too.

Halsall · 18/11/2020 21:37

No, he is being particularly shouty, fourq

Compressed things seem very en vogue this year.

Ash, why no puffed rice? You've got every other bloody thing in there Hmm

HMSSophie · 18/11/2020 21:37

Gregg. Gregg. Who the heck is Geoff?

Sunbird24 · 18/11/2020 21:37

@HMSSophie

I don't think Marcus cuddles. Sorry. Now Geoff would cuddle anyone he can catch
Geoff? 🤣
GrouchyKiwi · 18/11/2020 21:37

Who the Jeff is Geoff? Confused

TheDogsMother · 18/11/2020 21:37

It's good to hear the nasturtium is back.

Halsall · 18/11/2020 21:37

peak tell GrinGrinGrin

Wolfcub · 18/11/2020 21:38

I like the idea of Santosh's dish

lettingthedaysgoby · 18/11/2020 21:38

I wasn't aware the monkfish was native to Nepal...

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 18/11/2020 21:38

Has anyone seen Horrible Histories Historical masterchef? Jonty and Gregg to a tee.

fourquenelles · 18/11/2020 21:38

Himalayan cracker. Cor.

Sunbird24 · 18/11/2020 21:38

@HMSSophie I don’t want cuddles from Gregg, he’s too loud and bouncy. Want someone stable and sensible!

GrouchyKiwi · 18/11/2020 21:39

That deep fried biscuity thing looks like magic.

Wolfcub · 18/11/2020 21:39

Fuck off about Nepal Greg

fourquenelles · 18/11/2020 21:40

Much better than bloody hay and ants.

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