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Masterchef the Professionals

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MyfanwyMontez · 04/11/2020 18:49

Tues 9.00 , just saying.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 18/11/2020 21:04

Evening all. “How long do they have?” “20 minutes” —like always you baldy cock—

LaMarschallin · 18/11/2020 21:04

"In my opinion, lamb and mint are a marriage made in heaven"
Gosh, Greg - such an original idea. You're a natural.

fourquenelles · 18/11/2020 21:04

Evening

RomaineCalm · 18/11/2020 21:04

Evening! Missed you all last night. DH tries hard but he's not as witty company as you lot!

Sunbird24 · 18/11/2020 21:04

I’m expecting more mushrooms...

Wolfcub · 18/11/2020 21:05

Evening all

GrouchyKiwi · 18/11/2020 21:05

Fecking mushrooms.

Mon's dish looks good and I'm not even that fond of lamb.

jay55 · 18/11/2020 21:06

As long as there is no more ants or maggots

fourquenelles · 18/11/2020 21:06

Mmmm lamb lollipop

RomaineCalm · 18/11/2020 21:06

Disappointed that the lamb cutlets don't have little hats on them. My evening is ruined...

GrouchyKiwi · 18/11/2020 21:06

I like the military chefs.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 18/11/2020 21:07

Baa-Ing lamb.
Pesto is basil. That’s it. (And rank)

Sunbird24 · 18/11/2020 21:07

I hope she doesn’t actually put blood, sweat and tears in her food! Shock

GrouchyKiwi · 18/11/2020 21:08

Oh no, baby chef, this isn't going well.

HMSSophie · 18/11/2020 21:09

Burnt rack? Yuk

TheDogsMother · 18/11/2020 21:09

Ahh the military chefs are usually very skilled but this isn't going so well

Wolfcub · 18/11/2020 21:10

Burnt and raw

TheDogsMother · 18/11/2020 21:10

Ahh not good

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 18/11/2020 21:10

Oh bugger. Flashes of the old non cuddly Marcus there.

MyfanwyMontez · 18/11/2020 21:10

Oh dear this is not going well.

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jay55 · 18/11/2020 21:10

Marcus is not impressed.

Seriously, it's a couple of lamb chops, it's not the tortellini challenge.

HMSSophie · 18/11/2020 21:10

I stand corrected. Burnt yet raw rack.

Sunbird24 · 18/11/2020 21:10

That was baa’d.

GrouchyKiwi · 18/11/2020 21:10

That lamb looks like it's still attached to the animal, it's so rare.

GrouchyKiwi · 18/11/2020 21:11

@Sunbird24

That was baa’d.
Grin
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