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Masterchef the Professionals

999 replies

MyfanwyMontez · 04/11/2020 18:49

Tues 9.00 , just saying.

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ilovesooty · 12/11/2020 21:38

No Sitwell. You aren't funny.

Sunbird24 · 12/11/2020 21:38

They should be glad he didn’t put the puffed rice on...

TheDogsMother · 12/11/2020 21:39

Sitwell is so horribly sneery

Sunbird24 · 12/11/2020 21:39

[quote Pebbledashery]@RomaineCalm 😂😂😂😂 haricot blanch avec sauce tomat 😜[/quote]
Et du pain grillé!

ilovesooty · 12/11/2020 21:39

That looks horrible. It's coloured like sick.

Halsall · 12/11/2020 21:39

'A tragedy', says Shitwell grandiosely, and now presumably they throw away that barely-tasted plate of very-expensive turbot?

Criminal waste.

fourquenelles · 12/11/2020 21:39

A-ha Dave has the prop, See you on GBM

Pebbledashery · 12/11/2020 21:40

God imagine being Sitwells wife and cooking him dinner. The critique!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/11/2020 21:40

Ffs, I missed it again!
That’s a bit funny looking.
Here’s dodgy Dave. Lardo. lumps of fat. And fecking flowers. But they like it.

Pebbledashery · 12/11/2020 21:40

@Sunbird24 ☺️☺️☺️

RomaineCalm · 12/11/2020 21:41

@fourquenelles

A-ha Dave has the prop, See you on GBM

It's only one step away from a picnic hamper, a rolled up map and a bucket.

ilovesooty · 12/11/2020 21:41

I can't imagine shagging Sitwell.

Pebbledashery · 12/11/2020 21:41

I wound never ever eat anything that was served with lardo

Wolfcub · 12/11/2020 21:41

More bloody nasturtium

jay55 · 12/11/2020 21:42

I've had loads of lobster recently, burger and lobsters £20 dinner was brilliant.

I wish we could have swapped forager for Sammi.

Pebbledashery · 12/11/2020 21:42

@ilovesooty 😂😂😂😂😂😂 he most definitely looks like the type to keep his socks on

Sunbird24 · 12/11/2020 21:42

Nasturtium leaves appear to be making a bid to be the new cavolo Nero so far

theThreeofWeevils · 12/11/2020 21:42

It looks and sounds fabulous.

fourquenelles · 12/11/2020 21:42

Romaine Grin

Sunbird24 · 12/11/2020 21:44

[quote Pebbledashery]@ilovesooty 😂😂😂😂😂😂 he most definitely looks like the type to keep his socks on[/quote]
He’d either be like Will from the Inbetweeners or just lie there while you did all the work and critique your every move

GrouchyKiwi · 12/11/2020 21:44

I think it needed those crisps so it's a good thing he went back for them.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 12/11/2020 21:44

Yeah, I’d force that down.
Btw, I did jonty’s fried onion rings, soaked in milk then make a batter with cornflour with it and deep fried. Bloody gorgeous.

Pebbledashery · 12/11/2020 21:45

@Sunbird24 haha totally can imagine him being like Will from the inbetweeners😂

ilovesooty · 12/11/2020 21:45

I can see Dave heading for the final already.

Wolfcub · 12/11/2020 21:46

Fuck off Shitwell you pointless patronising prick