Is Brian Conley the least funny man on TV? If not, who?

[LyraSilvertongue]

Just seen Brian Conley on the lottery show and he's excrutiatingly unfunny. Is there anyone less funny than him?

God, yes, those awful Loose Women

I got what you meant, suebaroo!

Back to the men: Gordon Ramsay

Well, in the OP I did kind of mean men who were meant to be funny but aren't, but you can have Trevor McDonald Suebaroo. He's so dry.

OMG!!

CAn't believe I forgot...

(I detest him so much he is but a repressed memory)..

Jamie Oliver (vomit emoticon)

I think I'm including men who reckon themselves quite witty

oh, Lyra, nooo... it's awful. He just gives off the air of not really getting the jokes.

He's not that bad is he?

What, cheeky chappy Jamie? Yes, actually, you're right. Although I still wouldn't really mind a quickie with him. Just the once, mind.

Jamie Oliver, that is.
And Trev just isn't really on the ball is he? not exactly sharp.

Richard Stilgoe (if anyone remembers him) was deeply unfunny but also very pleased with himself. What a horrible combination

There's a Jamie Oliver recipe for roast chicken which is absolutely gorgeous.

The trouble is, next to it is an A4 sized clour photo of him slathering over it with his long, labrador-like tounge hanging out. (vomit emoticon x20)

Richard Stilgoe

Sorry, meant to ask who is he?

Used to do "humourous" songs on That's Life (I think). Wrote a musical as well.

In fact, most comedy songs are Not Funny

Thanks! (still not sure who he is, though )

Chris Tarrant

Alan Titmarsh

You'll be sorry you asked

You have a lot of nominations, notnowbernard. A woman who's hard to please?

I am very intolerant

Perhaps I should get out more!

He certainly looks unfunny, Tinker

He's not really what you want in a comedian is he?

it may be a 'betty' thing but totally agree with 'batshapedspaghetti' about Bruce Forsythe. My toes curl...

"Nice to see you, to see you nice"
Pure genius