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Celebrity Masterchef 2 Who are these people?

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fourquenelles · 24/07/2020 20:01

Hi new thread

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GrouchyKiwi · 29/07/2020 21:10

Exciting Potter!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/07/2020 21:10

That was the butchest thingI’ve ever seen- Matthew ripping apart a leg if lamb bare handed. Grrrrrr!
Stop that woman wittering.

TheDogsMother · 29/07/2020 21:10

Yes there is an hour episode tomorrow then a half hour and that's it done

PotterHead1985 · 29/07/2020 21:10

Yep. Last two eps tomorrow SadSadSad

fourquenelles · 29/07/2020 21:11

Good luck Potter

Sorry to hear about your holiday Piggy

It looks like a ferret peering out from under a bush in that ridiculous cap

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ellenanora5 · 29/07/2020 21:12

Piggy sorry you're holiday is off Sad

Best of luck with it Potter

PotterHead1985 · 29/07/2020 21:12

Individual tarts. Feck me ya mad baxtard

jay55 · 29/07/2020 21:12

The treatment of the fish is frightening from both teams.

Piggywaspushed · 29/07/2020 21:12

To be honest, I'm quite relieved because now it means I get a refund. Have to eat paella at home instead!

Wolfcub · 29/07/2020 21:13

Why aren't they choosing ingredients that they know how to do

TheDogsMother · 29/07/2020 21:13

Good luck Potter and so sorry about your hols Piggy

PotterHead1985 · 29/07/2020 21:13

GrinGrin with a pitchfork

PotterHead1985 · 29/07/2020 21:14

The poor fucking fish. And no crackling. And the pork has no fat so likely dry as an old slipper

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/07/2020 21:16

Oooo Potter. You know you’re going to have to drop hints. (Like kneeing someone in the bollocks)

fourquenelles · 29/07/2020 21:16

Remember when big thick pork chops had a huge bit of kidney attached? Those were the days.

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ellenanora5 · 29/07/2020 21:17

Oh ds1 told me he found old series on Netflix, he watched the celebrity one with little Jimmy Osmond and introduced his partner and my granddaughter to the delights of "Fuck Off Gregg" Grin

He's still off from work due to covid19 and is catching up during the night feeds Grin

PotterHead1985 · 29/07/2020 21:18

@ellanora they have old MasterChef, old celeb and old professionals on there.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 29/07/2020 21:18

I know, those chops would have been gorgeous. (Our butcher hand cuts chops as thick as you want, with kidney!) the crackling is to die for.

fourquenelles · 29/07/2020 21:20

OhWhat your butcher is a treasure

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PotterHead1985 · 29/07/2020 21:20

I'll have an obvious apron for sure.

jay55 · 29/07/2020 21:20

Does brexit mean we can have kidney on chops again? Or was it all part of mad cow that stopped meat and offal together?

Piggywaspushed · 29/07/2020 21:20

Everything Phil says is imbued with such menace.

PotterHead1985 · 29/07/2020 21:20

My butcher is the same. You can have anything cut EXACTLY as you want. He is a ledge

ellenanora5 · 29/07/2020 21:21

I never even thought of checking it Potter he loves the professional ones but never gets to see them because he's always in work, his kitchen has cut back on staff for now because of the limits on customers, mind you it worked out well for him with the baby being born

Halsall · 29/07/2020 21:21

@fourquenelles

Remember when big thick pork chops had a huge bit of kidney attached? Those were the days.
The butcher near my DM still sells these. Mmmmmmm.....