MasterChef Alert

[MyfanwyMontez]

24th Feb .

Not Rupert....Rupert was sexy. Teddy is not.

I make well-reduced reductions all the time. I'm pretty sure that's also how Marmite came about.

Greggggggg is so hilarious, eh?

Twat.

Arghh! Is it just me, or does anyone else twitch every time John says "Greg and I" when he means "Greg and me"?!

Oooh I've made Karen's scallop dish in a way before as a starter.

Teddy is knob.
Love a cheese soufflé. “A lovely lovely thing” blast from the past.
Oh god.a “traveller”.

Is cheeky chap just throwing olives into everything?

I've never had white wine sauce with lamb. My dad just suggested it could be a kiwi thing as they are good with lamb and white wine so why not put them together.

I had forgotten how much I hate the term "pan-fried". Just say steak, yeah? We all know you're going to fry it like a sensible person.

Love the sound of the street food Pete.

Omg that steak 😍

Aw I loved Irina, I had her picked from the beginning last year

Gilly was great too

Hmmm. John talking about love handles doing a lot of work is disturbing.

I love when they're all friends. That was a good final.

I thought Irini was a banker......so not just 'a bored housewife'?

They don’t like it

@halsall
Its like my contempt for him has just festered and multiplied quietly since the last series. I'm annoyed already and I dont easily annoy. 😢

So help me I really want to slap him. 😫

Shut the fuck up Gregg, you are not funny, and you won't put Karen off

Irina is looking v glam.
Think Dev has thrown a bit too much at it.

Oh just saw her souffle, maybe he did

@whatashower get all your rage out at the pair. Shouting at them is my stress relief of choice during masterchef.

Halsall I thought Irini was a banker as well. I just remember her taking charge of the group task and doing brilliantly.

Omg a pinkie ring.

True ProperVexed very true

@jay55 Im more a mutter really quietly under my breath kinda gal, but the air is blue. 😀

Not overly fond of those two dishes.

Some of my scallop offerings (I suck at presentation).