MasterChef Alert

[MyfanwyMontez]

24th Feb .

I so wish I lived in the UK and I could apply to go on here and whip everyone into shape. The only downside (not being a cunt to Greggg)!!! So not fair I can't enter. I am bloody British ffs. I just live here :/

Nice coat, Daniella. At least you have that.

Tim Anderson, bloody hell, he's....er, larger

James Nathan is one of my favouritest winners. 😊

@halsall I kinda thought that too. I was a bit

I want to send John a primer on prepositions and pronoun use.

Oooh Christian you can so serve me that. It sounds yum.

Also NAN mention!!!

I wish someone would use big standard cabbage now and then.

I go ballistic at my dogs when I am doing fancy food and they get under my feet but I'd take them over Greggg any day!!

Scallops are SO the ingredient of the series.

Red wine and Maryland biscuits do not go together very well, in case you're thinking of trying that combination.

I declare a moratorium on bananas in dessert. Stop ruining food.

I remember Liz after all! I liked her.

Christian's cod looks delicious.

@Grouchy agree re the bananas. I'm not fond of Maryland bix.

Jesus how many places is she opening?!!?

I have white wine.

The burger was a bit crap when it arrived. Wish I could have done the dish I wanted to do.

Forgot Tim. Yeah, knob.
James though. Lovely.
Well, that looks scrummy. (Sorry for scrummy pun)
New Fred for next episode?

God. I forgot how much Tims voice gets on my nerves.

Shortbread looks a bit too crumbly and WHY the slices of wood? WHY WHY WHY.

'Nan's shortbread'. As if.

Poncy presentation ✅

Poo spuds!

I hate how they complain about things not having enough seasoning. You can always add more. It seems such a petty complaint.

Oh dear, Hannah's pud hasn't quite gone to plan

Liz’s hair is fab.
I’m fecking starving. We ate earlier than normal. I’m raiding the fridge,

My dinner was crap. I'm hungry. Thanks to the shite delivery I don't think we have anything to snack on

"Butter be spicy scallops".

Suddenly we're transported to a Dinner Dates menu.