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MasterChef Alert

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MyfanwyMontez · 14/02/2020 22:09

24th Feb .

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GrouchyKiwi · 11/03/2020 21:06

Oh, hello Christian.

PotterHead1985 · 11/03/2020 21:06

Korean girl seems nice. Why didn't Patrick tell us the chefs name.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/03/2020 21:06

Oh helllooooo Christian. You big man you.

GrouchyKiwi · 11/03/2020 21:07

Wine, jay. A big glass of Montepulciano to keep me mellow.

jay55 · 11/03/2020 21:07

Ooooo mr rugby, I'm Suddenly feeling a lot better.

ProperVexed · 11/03/2020 21:07

Evening! And hello Christian! I do like a rugby player

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/03/2020 21:09

Nope Korean lass got in my nerves with the “ooo I’m a millennial”
Hannah though - “they come with cold beer”

Halsall · 11/03/2020 21:09

Oh FFS! Will somebody tell Jonty that it's BALLOTINE not BALLONTINE AngryAngryAngry

PotterHead1985 · 11/03/2020 21:10

Am I the only one who heard Mustans name and thought Mustang Sally

GrouchyKiwi · 11/03/2020 21:11

I like Tandor chap too (missed his name).

RomaineCalm · 11/03/2020 21:12

We were hoping that Mr Mustan had a wife called Sally!

PotterHead1985 · 11/03/2020 21:12

@ohwhat well yea there is that. Like the sound the food tho

GrouchyKiwi · 11/03/2020 21:12

Christian looks like Kronk (with a beard) from the Emperor's New Groove. Cooks like him too, apparently.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/03/2020 21:12

Yes, not unpleasant.
My oh my Christian is a big lad.

ilovesooty · 11/03/2020 21:12

Hi all. Rugby guy has a lovely smile.

GrouchyKiwi · 11/03/2020 21:13

Is because it's food, Gregg. You can't fall in love with food.

PotterHead1985 · 11/03/2020 21:14

@GrouchyKiwi I can!!!!! Grin

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 11/03/2020 21:14

Polish guy needs a bit more protein in his plate.

GrouchyKiwi · 11/03/2020 21:14

I grew up thinking jus was called shoe. Thanks, Dutch Grandmother.

Halsall · 11/03/2020 21:14

Patrick has the deeply worried look of someone who wandered on set by mistake and found himself having to go along with it....

MyfanwyMontez · 11/03/2020 21:14

Christian is my kind of guy.

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PotterHead1985 · 11/03/2020 21:15

The jus looks rank

ilovesooty · 11/03/2020 21:15

That glue looks like spunk.

GrouchyKiwi · 11/03/2020 21:15

Emma's sauce looked terrifying.

Don't get me wrong, Potter. I love food, but I don't want to romance it. Except maybe chocolate truffles. I'll come back to you on that.

RomaineCalm · 11/03/2020 21:15

Yes, rather keen on Christian here too.