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MyfanwyMontez · 14/02/2020 22:09

24th Feb .

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ellenanora5 · 05/03/2020 20:22

Olivia would make a good ventriloquist, she doesn't move her lips when she's talking.
Reminds me of Millie Macintosh from MIC years ago, she was the same.

MyfanwyMontez · 05/03/2020 20:22

Kale and butternut squash are two of my least favourite foods . It would be a nightmare challenge for me.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 05/03/2020 20:22

Never guessed MYFANWY!😂
We had sossidgeschipsnbeans. Boring kids tea.

ilovesooty · 05/03/2020 20:23

I had Asda ready meal. Dead lazy. Bruce is lovely. Evening all.

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 05/03/2020 20:23

I'm welsh
Where has Bruce been all my life Grin

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 05/03/2020 20:24

Stop fucking gurning chalet girl.
Love squash. Hate kale.

fourquenelles · 05/03/2020 20:25

I think you will all find that as I was first on the thread tonight I saw Bruce first so......back off! He's mine. all mine!

ellenanora5 · 05/03/2020 20:25

Thanks fourqs will stick them on the list

I don't think Nigel is as good as he thinks he is.

jay55 · 05/03/2020 20:26

Evening. I'm late to the party. I hate butternut squash so don't feel I've missed too much.

PotterHead1985 · 05/03/2020 20:26

@footle why thank you. T minus 4 mins til supper

Halsall · 05/03/2020 20:27

@Footle, glad you now know! But it's an absolute menace and once you start hearing it, it's everywhere 🥴

ilovesooty · 05/03/2020 20:28

I reckon Olivia and Nigel are off.

GrouchyKiwi · 05/03/2020 20:29

Nigel has done as well as all the people I declare my favourites usually do. Maybe he'll sell me his property and retire somewhere in shame.

fourquenelles · 05/03/2020 20:29

Agreed sooty

MyfanwyMontez · 05/03/2020 20:30

Oh, poor Chalet Girl and Mr Arrogant!

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Halsall · 05/03/2020 20:31

Mum-of-four Jane!

Footle · 05/03/2020 20:31

@Halsall, I even have a family member who does it.

ShirleyPhallus · 05/03/2020 20:31

I bet those two walked out declaring they were far better than master chef anyway

MyfanwyMontez · 05/03/2020 20:31

Oh my Christ, it’s bloody Jane!

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fourquenelles · 05/03/2020 20:31

I like this format.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 05/03/2020 20:32

Eeeeeeeeee jaaaaaaaaaannnneeee! (That’s me being all Janey overexcited.)
Chipchipschipschipschips.

Chipstick10 · 05/03/2020 20:33

Oh my goodness I cannot stand Jane.

PotterHead1985 · 05/03/2020 20:33

Scallops and black pudding are a feature of
This round.

ellenanora5 · 05/03/2020 20:33

I don't think I liked Billy when he was on it

ShirleyPhallus · 05/03/2020 20:34

I am SO BORED of scallops this season. Is someone at masterchef shagging the local fishmonger or something?