MasterChef Alert

[MyfanwyMontez]

24th Feb .

Sandy’s menu sounds great.

Bruce and me are deep fryer pals, you can't beat chips from the fryer

Just a big plate of comfort. Unlike the other days effort.

More effing monkfish! What is it, 1986?

As does Terri’s. Hope she doesn’t succumb to the curse of the chocolate fondant.

Terri has lovely eyes but fish curry? Boak.

Shirley you'll have to call the baby Scallop now

They always go on about the fondant failures but I think most of them turn out quite well on this show.

Why won't any of them learn that fondants and soufflés do not belong in the early rounds.

Entertaining for me.

Good old Jane.

Ah the Posho twins.

Departing from the thread for a moment, @Footle, there's a moderately-funny film called 'In a World' about a voiceover coach, which pokes fun at vocal fry (among other things). The actress who stars is American (Lake Bell) but does a cracking English accent.

@ellenanora5 you know I’m calling the baby Gregg, whether it’s a boy or girl right?

Hoping seeing the big man doesn’t set me in to labour mind

Well done Potter looks great

Terri looks like Bette Davies.

Just what I said Ellen.
Jenga chips-how gastro pub.

Da Iawn Bruce.

Use a fecking plate! Grrrrrrrrrr

Sandy, where’s the jeffing plates?
Started with speaking cock early this season.

@Halsall, I'll look for that. The cracking is the problem.

Jane is intensely irritating

Fecking Mumsnet broke on me for ages.

I remember disliking most of the people in 2016.

I, too, am over scallops and black pudding this season.

They look pretty, Sandy.

Shirley

OhWhat you need a good chunky chip, not interested in those skinny floppy ones at all

Wow those pastries are amazing

Pretty !

DH thinks Mum-of-four Jane and Rosalind from the Great Pottery Throwdown are separated at birth