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Sexting Disloyal Wankbadgers Thread - SCD 2019 FINAL

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TheMustressMhor · 14/12/2019 20:08

Who is going to win?

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DingDongSchadenfreudeOnHigh · 17/12/2019 11:44

Point out to him that you had to drink it quickly because it was too horrible to savour, and that if he keeps buying it, cheap sit is, it will cost more in the log run because you have to swallow it fast so that you can't taste it.

Tell him it would be better to spend four/ five times as much on a decent bottle that you will sip slowly and swirl around your tastebuds, appreciating every delicious droplet and allowing your tongue to rest between each delightful sip.

And that not only will it ultimately be less expensive (we're playing the long game here, remember), but that he won't have a wife with breath that you daren't allow near a naked flame, and a headache that means she can only be carefully approved from behind a riot shield, and probably with a chair and a whip.

covetingthepreciousthings · 17/12/2019 12:02

I'd actually like Justin Fletcher to be in the line up Grin
Or Andy (also CBeebies), I reckon he'd give it all a good go, but he's quite tall and gangly.

Tyger Drew Honey would be on my list , I think he was rumoured the other year.

TheMustressMhor · 17/12/2019 12:39

Well Schadenfreude has made some good points with regard to the gin.

I think I shall buy DH some Co - Op beer and see what he says.

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Ocomeocomeimaginaryfleas · 17/12/2019 12:57

I'm sure the Co-op gin will find its uses. Have you any diamond rings that need cleaning? Or windows?

At the risk of being drummed off the thread all gin tastes the same to me.

Sherry, on the other hand...

TheMustressMhor · 17/12/2019 13:27

All gin tastes the same to me

Dear me, imaginaryfleas - but you redeem yourself when you mention the sherry.

In fear of being drummed off the thread myself, I actually sent DH for sherry when he returned with the gin.

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Elderflower14 · 17/12/2019 14:04

@DarlingNikita Ds2 met SW last year and Facetimed me... I'd just been in the oven and had a face like a housebrick! I'd seen him in the West End so we had lots to talk about!

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DarlingNikita · 17/12/2019 14:07

Elderflower14, how fab. I love him. I don't fancy him at all, but just have a 'wish he was my friend' kind of crush. He comes across as so interesting and interested/engaged, witty, compassionate... LOVE his acting too.

Gushing over. Grin

Elderflower14 · 17/12/2019 16:47

@DarlingNikita my ds2 is named after a WW1 poet. SW is a member of the association of the poet so he was very interested in that too.

DarlingNikita · 17/12/2019 19:23

I just love him even more Grin

Binglebong · 17/12/2019 19:28

You reminded me, when was the last time we heard about ugly hands?

Not Monty Panasar please. He's a fallen hero. Loved him then he ended up in court for pissing on a bouncer. Rumours of DV too.Sad

My contribution to the alcohol situation: but a milk brother (proper one - not a whizzy stick - often sold for £20 at lidl). Put Baileys in. Add milk and hot chocolate powder. Switch on. Pour out. Get drunk.

comradelouise · 17/12/2019 22:07

Just popping in to ask if everybody saw the Cassetteboy mash up of Strictly judges? Very funny!

twitter.com/bbcthree/status/1205819727064576000?s=20

Ocomeocomeimaginaryfleas · 18/12/2019 03:59

Ooh, @Binglebong that sounds luvverly! I have the very milk brother (Wink) to which you refer. I shall get brothering.

SerenDippitty · 18/12/2019 09:57

I think Ian Wright might be good as a contestant. Or Rio Ferdinand.

covetingthepreciousthings · 18/12/2019 10:26

Rachel Riley & Pasha have their new arrival!

Maven Aria Riley Kovelev, born in their bathroom.

Such a sweet picture Xmas Smile

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DoesntLeftoverTurkeySoupDragOn · 18/12/2019 10:28

Awwww... how lovely!

DoesntLeftoverTurkeySoupDragOn · 18/12/2019 10:30

when was the last time we heard about ugly hands?

I think there was at least one mention of "spatula hands" that I remember. Maybe Chris in one of the later weeks? It stuck out to me because I don't remember any other mention.

DontFearTheReaper · 18/12/2019 10:30

❤️

Someone mentioned Chris Kamara upthread, FYI he has a Christmas album out!

DarlingNikita · 18/12/2019 11:56

Kelvin often had spatula hands in his dances (including in his final rumba) but not a squeak from Craig Hmm

covetingthepreciousthings · 18/12/2019 12:34

Can I throw Craig David into the potential contestant mix?
Just read he's hosting the BBC New Year coverage with Roman Kemp. I think he'd probably take it quite seriously & would be good fun on the show.

Binglebong · 18/12/2019 13:38

You need a milk brother in your life.Xmas Grin

Elderflower14 · 18/12/2019 17:12

Can I suggest my current mahoosive crush Jay Blades....I'm currently swooning over him on The Repair Shop....
He's done Celeb Masterchef already......

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Piggywaspushed · 18/12/2019 17:13

Have Greg Rutherford or Iwan Thomas done it yet? They do the rounds of every sleb programme going. I feel like I should know if Greg has done it, and I feel like he has.too lazy to google

Elderflower14 · 18/12/2019 17:14

I don't think Ian Wright would have the patience...
Don't even start me on Rio Ferdinand.... And if they had that arsewipe Hoddle on it I wouldn't watch..... 😡 😡 😡 😡

Elderflower14 · 18/12/2019 17:15

Thomas and Rutherford have both done it...
Thomas went out first round!

Equanimitas · 18/12/2019 17:19

Talking of the Repair Shop, those lovely blokes who do woodwork and mechanical repairs would also be good.