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X FACTOR -Celebrity Edition- It's the LIVE SHOWS already!

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Raahh · 26/10/2019 17:03

Doesn't time fly, when they really shorten the format?
Grin

I think the audition stuf was just a bit pointless, and now that Jenny has been re-instated, and Vinnie Jones is in, without even having to sing, it makes it seem like they all got a nice jolly abroad. The Only one who took is seriously was Jezza Edwards, who was deluded into thinking he could actually sing Grin.

Re-cap of who is who (can't find a proper list of who is singing what other than Megan is singing an original again)

Simon and the Groups

The Islanders- Love Island alumni
V5- female group of Social media influencers
Try Star- Rugby players .
Max and Harvey- twins with a CBBC show

Louis and the Unders
Olivia Olson- best known for Love Actually- aged about 12
Megan McKenna- Someone from Towie. Who has already released things.
Kevin McHale- a singer from Glee
Jonny Labey- actor and perdormer. Probably better at dancing.

Nicole and the Overs
Ricki Lake- Presenter and actress.
Victoria Ekanoye- Corrie Actress
Martin Bashir- Journalist. Not known for singing.
Vinnie Jones- Footballer and actor
Jenny Ryan- The Vixen , from The Chase. Was dumped. Is back.

So there you are.

I have vodka. No Stoptover for me. No sirree.

Grin.

Oh, and we will find out who leaves tonight, no Sinday show anymore! Shock

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dillite · 16/11/2019 21:07

raahh the lake that they are swimming in, in my mind, represents how that perfume smells- like stale cat piss.

JaneJeffer · 16/11/2019 21:08

Grossness

JaneJeffer · 16/11/2019 21:08

That was meant to say groan but if the cap fits...

dillite · 16/11/2019 21:08

Jane and pay her to smile constantly like a loon

Raahh · 16/11/2019 21:09

dillite Grin

That is how I feel about the advertGrin.

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Raahh · 16/11/2019 21:10

Oh ffs. Another self penned song with a 'message'.

And no shoes.

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The80sweregreat · 16/11/2019 21:10

Meghan looks stunning in that dress.
Much better styling and the dead muppets have been binned.
Shame the song isn't that good!

JaneJeffer · 16/11/2019 21:11

Oh piss off

The80sweregreat · 16/11/2019 21:12

The backing track was good !

NoisyBrain · 16/11/2019 21:12

As I think someone here pointed out in a previous week, this whole series has a faint whiff of being the "Megan McKenna finally gets a music career" vehicle

Raahh · 16/11/2019 21:13

I agree with Nicole. It is all very samey.

Dull. I'm not moved, Louis.

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JaneJeffer · 16/11/2019 21:14

It's not the bloody election Simon

Raahh · 16/11/2019 21:15

I think half her album is recorded Noisy. We are just being duped into thinking any of this is a competition.

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JaneJeffer · 16/11/2019 21:15

But who will buy it? So depressing!

JaneJeffer · 16/11/2019 21:16

Where's Auntie?

dillite · 16/11/2019 21:17

That was seriously boring dross

dillite · 16/11/2019 21:21

I had no idea the the ukulele was played as an actual instrument and not just a gimmick. It sounds like a goat singing to me.

JaneJeffer · 16/11/2019 21:22

I assume you're using the word 'playing' loosely there dillite

Horehound · 16/11/2019 21:22

I don't think she's a good singer but I like her!

JaneJeffer · 16/11/2019 21:23

Or played even

Raahh · 16/11/2019 21:23

What has she got on her head.

Oh! We've gone all Eurovision. Excellent.

Megan couldn't do this.

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JaneJeffer · 16/11/2019 21:24

Our Lady of the X Factor

Raahh · 16/11/2019 21:24

She looks like she is enjoying herself.

Dancing treesGrin

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Horehound · 16/11/2019 21:25

Bloody hell Nicole sherzinger looks amazing.
Sorry I have just switched this on!

NoisyBrain · 16/11/2019 21:25

THAT'S who her voice reminds me of - Cher!