X FACTOR -Celebrity Edition- It's the LIVE SHOWS already!

[Raahh]

Doesn't time fly, when they really shorten the format?

I think the audition stuf was just a bit pointless, and now that Jenny has been re-instated, and Vinnie Jones is in, without even having to sing, it makes it seem like they all got a nice jolly abroad. The Only one who took is seriously was Jezza Edwards, who was deluded into thinking he could actually sing .

Re-cap of who is who (can't find a proper list of who is singing what other than Megan is singing an original again)

Simon and the Groups

The Islanders- Love Island alumni
V5- female group of Social media influencers
Try Star- Rugby players .
Max and Harvey- twins with a CBBC show

Louis and the Unders
Olivia Olson- best known for Love Actually- aged about 12
Megan McKenna- Someone from Towie. Who has already released things.
Kevin McHale- a singer from Glee
Jonny Labey- actor and perdormer. Probably better at dancing.

Nicole and the Overs
Ricki Lake- Presenter and actress.
Victoria Ekanoye- Corrie Actress
Martin Bashir- Journalist. Not known for singing.
Vinnie Jones- Footballer and actor
Jenny Ryan- The Vixen , from The Chase. Was dumped. Is back.

So there you are.

I have vodka. No Stoptover for me. No sirree.

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Oh, and we will find out who leaves tonight, no Sinday show anymore!

Are they finally trying to get us to know them? Have the producers been reading our comments?

Raahh Bravo for the sterling Mog-acquiring effor. I am well jel.

*effort, even

V 5 are pretty girls.
Oh no , Vinnie has a union jack top on!

We aren't getting to know them as individuals, at all. And wn].e aren't likely to, with 2 weeks to go!

I think I'll give Vinnie a miss. My ears haven't recovered from Kevin.

I hate perfume ads.
Always so poncy!

80's every time I see that Due Lipa ad I expect her to have a boob slip.

Muppets advertising Facebook portal

dillite I am (probably irrationally) hugely irritated by Dua Lipa. She's another one who sings like she's choking

The Muppets still have it dont they?
Stood the test of time.

Choking singing is in.
It's everywhere.

Vinnie is one scary hard man. Even puts Phil Mitchell in the shade.

Why are they making VJ look like some Cockney gangsta?

I turned over hoping I had already missed this.

This is dire.

This is crazy

I am watching Southpark so having some chicken heads on mute is even scarier. Has he managed to memorise an entire song this time?

God vinnie Jones is bloody awful!

To be fair, much as a Like the Clash for their importance in British musical history, the original vocals were very similar in their (lack of) quality

The worst perfume ad is the one with Dakota Johnson. Swimming with flowers. Really gets on my nerves.

But I never get tired of Jared Leto in the bath Chanel ad.

Balls out

God my typing has gone downhill - that should have said "much as I like the Clash"

Noisy true. But Vinnie has taken it doen to a much lower level of bad.

They always put the best looking woman in the audience sitting behind Simon.

Raahh word