X FACTOR -Celebrity Edition- It's the LIVE SHOWS already!

[Raahh]

Doesn't time fly, when they really shorten the format?

I think the audition stuf was just a bit pointless, and now that Jenny has been re-instated, and Vinnie Jones is in, without even having to sing, it makes it seem like they all got a nice jolly abroad. The Only one who took is seriously was Jezza Edwards, who was deluded into thinking he could actually sing .

Re-cap of who is who (can't find a proper list of who is singing what other than Megan is singing an original again)

Simon and the Groups

The Islanders- Love Island alumni
V5- female group of Social media influencers
Try Star- Rugby players .
Max and Harvey- twins with a CBBC show

Louis and the Unders
Olivia Olson- best known for Love Actually- aged about 12
Megan McKenna- Someone from Towie. Who has already released things.
Kevin McHale- a singer from Glee
Jonny Labey- actor and perdormer. Probably better at dancing.

Nicole and the Overs
Ricki Lake- Presenter and actress.
Victoria Ekanoye- Corrie Actress
Martin Bashir- Journalist. Not known for singing.
Vinnie Jones- Footballer and actor
Jenny Ryan- The Vixen , from The Chase. Was dumped. Is back.

So there you are.

I have vodka. No Stoptover for me. No sirree.

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Oh, and we will find out who leaves tonight, no Sinday show anymore!

She just slid her jacket down to show off her ample bosom.

And I hate this song even more. There's nothing fun about it.

This is awful.

Vinnie is awful. Suggs can sing and makes it fun not sinister singing like this!
This is very bad.

I love Madness but not this!!

Clearly he can't sing a whole sone from start to finish.

Can he go home?

No fun here!

Simon just wants Nicole and Louis to give his acts chairs !

And the backing and reverb show he is terrible.

They want a recording artist.

They would need a whole studio of tech to make him sound half decent.

And no. Don't guilt trip Nicole again in the 'safe seat ' shit.

He scares me and I feel that Si only is being nice to him because his scared of him as well!

Well, it's madness he's still in.

If she uses up her seat again, it will be shit.

Ah shite.

FFS.

So, never mind anyone else, sob stories agogo.

FUCK OFF!!!!!

Why is Nicole dressed as a loo brush?

DD loved the masks.

Is Nicole under contract from Simon to get his acts through???

Not his acts - who he wants

Wtaf?
Who would download his songs?

Even Dermott is speachless

Oh dear, going back to L.A.

So again, Nicole will risk her act.

This is stupid.

A sing off. Yikes

Magic Mike strengths

I have every sympathy for Vinnie, but he's not a singer and didn't deserve the safe seat. He was doing OK until he got shouty again.

They have gone back to the ' magic mike' type songs!

So, why bother with the rest of the series.

Jump straight to the final.

Megan. Vinnie, someone else.

Megan wins.

I've watched the regular version for years, and have never been as off as this, as this is just ridiculous.

I love this song.

I think only Levi can really sing.