X FACTOR -Celebrity Edition- It's the LIVE SHOWS already!

[Raahh]

Doesn't time fly, when they really shorten the format?

I think the audition stuf was just a bit pointless, and now that Jenny has been re-instated, and Vinnie Jones is in, without even having to sing, it makes it seem like they all got a nice jolly abroad. The Only one who took is seriously was Jezza Edwards, who was deluded into thinking he could actually sing .

Re-cap of who is who (can't find a proper list of who is singing what other than Megan is singing an original again)

Simon and the Groups

The Islanders- Love Island alumni
V5- female group of Social media influencers
Try Star- Rugby players .
Max and Harvey- twins with a CBBC show

Louis and the Unders
Olivia Olson- best known for Love Actually- aged about 12
Megan McKenna- Someone from Towie. Who has already released things.
Kevin McHale- a singer from Glee
Jonny Labey- actor and perdormer. Probably better at dancing.

Nicole and the Overs
Ricki Lake- Presenter and actress.
Victoria Ekanoye- Corrie Actress
Martin Bashir- Journalist. Not known for singing.
Vinnie Jones- Footballer and actor
Jenny Ryan- The Vixen , from The Chase. Was dumped. Is back.

So there you are.

I have vodka. No Stoptover for me. No sirree.

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Oh, and we will find out who leaves tonight, no Sinday show anymore!

dillite

This is painful to listen to. He was better on Glee with autotune and backup singers.

The more I see of Kevin, -and I know they didn't sing 'live' on Glee, it was sung 'as live' the more I realise production and autotune work wonders.

But he has the 'distracting stage routine' to put us off.

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His voice is horrible.

I agree with Simon

Didn't Nicole do well crafting a dress out of loo roll. Can't wait to see Jenny's version.

This is what my cat thinks of their pranks

I don't like this song.

And they reminded me of Zig and Zag at the beginning.

I prefer Zig and Zag.

At least it's a song I have actually heard before.

And the staging is , well, a lot of people.

That's a bad sign. And makes Simon a hypocrite for critcising other people's busy staging.

They can sing at least.

A SULAL Nicole?

What's with all the golden buzzers already?

I am utterly confused and I haven't even started drinking yet

They can sing, and there is not a lot of backing track (just people) which proves they can hold a tune.

When you hear the Love Island mob with all their backing, you can really tell the difference.

It's to stop Martin getting a seat.

I'm just sick of them callong it a golden buzzer.

Jane I love Nicole, and her, Nicole-isms .

Who is Danny Cipriani?

The women sat next to him is eyefucking the hell out of him. No wonder he looks so disheveled.

Judy!!

Phone has charged up so had to do a quick catch up! The ' mumsnet' song would be awesome! ' sing a song of loo brush'
I like Kevin but I feel sorry for him having to drink Guinness with Louis! He didn't look that impressed.
Don't know many of the songs apart from Madness ( natch , see my user name!) : Vinnie is no Suggs though.

Isn't he a rugby player?

Late 80s??!

I hate this song!