X FACTOR returns! And this time it's a CELEBRITY edition ***8.35 Sat***

[Raahh]

So, after all those years of watching wannabes trying to become somebodies, Simon has decided the way to go is to basically take a bunch of celebs and see if they can sing.

I've a feeling we've seen something like this before.

Tonight's auditions are in Malibu, and the first bunch of celebs are

Journalist, Martin Bashir, Quiz show champion, Jenny Ryan (is she off the Chase? )and Model and Actress, Hayley Hasselhoff.

Glee Actor, Kevin McHale, The Islanders, made up of former Love Island contestants Samira Mighty, Zara McDermott, Wes Nelson and Eyal Booker; and Social Media Stars and CBBC Presenters Max and Harvey.

Another group act 'Try Star' - rugby stars Ben Foden, Thom Evans and Levi Davis - and Professional dancer, Brendan Cole and actor, Jeremy Edwards who form Cole and Edwards.

I am not sure I know who most of these people are. But I don't watch Love Island. Maybe it is stretching the 'Celebrity' label a bit

I'll still get sucked in to watching , probably.

I've got vodka. If all else fails .

David Foster is a big music composer and producer-Whitney,MJ, JLO,Buble, Celine and the like. Also was married to Yolanda from Real Housewives of Beverley Hills.

Here come the Christmas sofa ads. Because we all need a new one in time for Chistmas (I do actually really need a new sofa. But not an SCS one)

nancy he's a legend in his own mind. Nobody else ever heard of him.

dillite
Who is David Foster?

He is a composer. But to my shame, the reason I know about him, is because I watch real housewives Beverley Hills. He was married to Yolanda, who is the mother of Bella Hadid and the other model (cant remember her name)

I want a new sofa.

Oh, I know of him then. Yolanda was a massive cunt to him, wasn't she?

Raah

Having already watched Strictly, I am probably over the trash tv limit, and yet here I am. I don't dare venture near the strictly threads though!

26??

@dillite not sure, it was portayed the other way round.

Plus interest

dillite yes, she was.

I have no idea who this person is.

I've never watched TOWIE.

She's annoying me already.

Who is she? I really don't care!

26 but thanks to all the fillers she looks like a well preserved 46

I remember her been such a diva on CBB

I can't watch Strictly without the strictly threads anymore. I have tuned in to see how they justify Megan Mckenna in this?

Had to laugh at her description of her former lips, bless her.

Noooo an original

dillite
Oh, I know of him then. Yolanda was a massive cunt to him, wasn't she?

Not sure. The impression I got was that he dumped her when she became sick with Lymes disease.

Admittedly I got this impression from the real housewives.

Originals are never good.

I feel a trip to the loo coming on.

I watch strictly but unless your a super fan and very serious do not go near those threads. One bit of humour and your flamed to the pits of hell. They know their dancing.
Essex girls trousers are too long. She will trip up !
Boring song.

What's going on in the Strictly threads?

magenta are there no more strictly threads?

Didn't Megan have a recording contract and a country music album?

She looks like an alpaca in that coat. Coincidentally, she also sounds like one

This isn’t even d list !

Well, I may be 3 gasses of wine in, but she's not bad. The song is dullsville though.