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Life without Geoffrey - will we survive? Doctors peep peep!

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NutButterNutter · 01/10/2019 15:40

New thread because I'm catching up and HOW COULD THEY DO THIS?!? Wtaf. Not sure I can carry on. He was meant to be PM.

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Raahh · 07/10/2019 14:08

I'm looking forward to the big cardigans and carrying big handbags/files/hiding behind computer screens , like Zara/Jizz used to do when pregnant. Grin

FuzzyPuffling · 07/10/2019 14:09

Oooh has Daniel bought BT an engagement ring? Surely not. Too soon.

blamethecat · 07/10/2019 14:09

Oooh, what's in the box Daniel ?

Redshoeblueshoe · 07/10/2019 14:10

Wouldn't it have been more sensible to have the test before the vasectomy Confused

FuzzyPuffling · 07/10/2019 14:10

Jizz? Someone is called JIZZ? (hides behind sofa)

blamethecat · 07/10/2019 14:10

So not an affair ? Just a friend who he felt safe with ?

LIZS · 07/10/2019 14:10

So he'd rather have the snip than know if he might get HD? How come Val is so perky all of a sudden.

marvellousnightforamooncup · 07/10/2019 14:10

Too.big for a ring box.

NutButterNutter · 07/10/2019 14:10

Jizz?!

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SubisYodrethwhenLarping · 07/10/2019 14:11

Daniel is going to own up

Sparklingbrook · 07/10/2019 14:11

March you say? Shock

Life without Geoffrey - will we survive? Doctors peep peep!
SubisYodrethwhenLarping · 07/10/2019 14:11

A DOORKEY TO HIS DOOR

blamethecat · 07/10/2019 14:11

Don't do it Daniel

Raahh · 07/10/2019 14:11

Fuzzy Grin

There was a doctor called Jaz- but she took a job on a telephone sex line to make extra money, so we nicknamed her Jizz Grin.

NutButterNutter · 07/10/2019 14:11

Unflattering dress though

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blamethecat · 07/10/2019 14:11

House key.

NutButterNutter · 07/10/2019 14:12

Hahaha I'm disappointed she isn't a real Jizz

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blamethecat · 07/10/2019 14:12

Bingo !
Zara will be furious

LIZS · 07/10/2019 14:12

Tacky box

FuzzyPuffling · 07/10/2019 14:12

A front door key.
Lovely (sarky emoji)

Redshoeblueshoe · 07/10/2019 14:12
Envy
Raahh · 07/10/2019 14:12

Well, according to that article, it says she's due near her anniversary, which is March.

So maybe it is twins. Or triplets.

NutButterNutter · 07/10/2019 14:12

Zara needs to step it up

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FuzzyPuffling · 07/10/2019 14:13

Phew (re Jizz)

SubisYodrethwhenLarping · 07/10/2019 14:13

*BUTTERFLIES reunion tomorrow
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